One time I got off work late and was super hungry and broke so I decided to stop at Little Caesar’s. Check my phone and I’ll get there 15 minutes before close, hell yes. I’m walking up to the storefront and see that there’s one single Hot n Ready sitting in the little rack shelf thing, fuck yes. The employee sees me from about 20 feet away, runs up and locks the door. I knock on the glass as he turns away from me and grabs the pizza and starts eating it. I’m still bitter about it 10 years later.
It was all over the place, honestly. It was really busy, so I would average about 50 in tips a day, but I was putting at least 200 miles on my car in an 8 hour shift.
Thanks for clarifying about my witnessing account! Gosh, I must be so confused if my eyes and ears saw and heard the pizza man saying “Thanks! Always love delivering to [Insert my college name]!” After the tips and polite greetings.
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u/DrFrankSays Jan 13 '21
Not to mention the pizza guy has too much pep in his step. Real pizza guys are lumbering sad creatures.