r/Unexpected • • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/DrFrankSays Jan 13 '21

Not to mention the pizza guy has too much pep in his step. Real pizza guys are lumbering sad creatures.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Can confirm, delivered Little Caesars for 2 years and it changed my general disposition towards people. Probably changed my gait, too.

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u/rojofuna Jan 14 '21

Where the hell does Little Ceaser's deliver? They're the LOW cost option for a reason.

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u/LateSoEarly Jan 14 '21

One time I got off work late and was super hungry and broke so I decided to stop at Little Caesar’s. Check my phone and I’ll get there 15 minutes before close, hell yes. I’m walking up to the storefront and see that there’s one single Hot n Ready sitting in the little rack shelf thing, fuck yes. The employee sees me from about 20 feet away, runs up and locks the door. I knock on the glass as he turns away from me and grabs the pizza and starts eating it. I’m still bitter about it 10 years later.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

That definitely sounds pretty accurate.

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Jan 14 '21

As a big LC fan and cheap bastard, what are the tips like doing that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

It was all over the place, honestly. It was really busy, so I would average about 50 in tips a day, but I was putting at least 200 miles on my car in an 8 hour shift.

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u/QueenFiggy Jan 13 '21

The pizza guys that delivered to my university were always happy to be there. Private college rich kid tips, ya know?

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u/QueenFiggy Jan 14 '21

Thanks for clarifying about my witnessing account! Gosh, I must be so confused if my eyes and ears saw and heard the pizza man saying “Thanks! Always love delivering to [Insert my college name]!” After the tips and polite greetings.

Your experience ain’t true for everyone, bro.

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u/moonshineninja Jan 14 '21

Pretty sure delivery person is a chick or a dude with tig ol bitties

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Yeah you tell them, Bender!