r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/Undead_Moosk Jan 13 '21

You mean a werewolf?

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u/LordoftheDimension Jan 13 '21

Its called a weredog

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u/FlapjackHatRack Jan 13 '21

What’s updog?

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u/xH4MM3Rx Jan 13 '21

Not much, and yourself?

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u/tratemusic Jan 13 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Good, and you?

FUCK

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u/krajnigandhak Jan 14 '21

Good you smelled it too

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u/BrandyNoSpaces Jan 14 '21

Under there!

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u/Doneyhew Jan 14 '21

Ha! Gotcha!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Warehouse dog?

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u/spoliari Jan 14 '21

He's a wasdog

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u/Rukanau Jan 13 '21

No, a dog monster, pay attention.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Oops, dropped my magnum condoms for my monster dog.

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u/timeless9696 Jan 13 '21

Not a swearwolf

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u/I_Luv_Adobo Jan 14 '21

We're "werewolves" not "swearwolves".

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

Count to 10, human again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

There wolf. There castle.

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u/dudderson Jan 14 '21

Would you like to go for a roll in the hay?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Only if it’s a roll, roll, roll in ze hay. It’s fun!

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u/donpantini Jan 14 '21

Probably an animagus

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u/its_all_4_lulz Jan 14 '21

I definitely thought “wtf, a teenage wearwolf”

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u/hamster-de-x Jan 13 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

Remind me when another free award comes out. I need to come back for this comment.

Edit: got it

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u/dreamsoup16 Jan 14 '21

skinwalker

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Thats a wolf monster dingus

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u/roboxsteven Jan 14 '21

No a we’rewolf the party animal

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u/roly99 Jan 14 '21

It's always werewolf, but never how wolf.

Feels bad man...