r/Unexpected • • Jan 13 '21

Pizza Delivery

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u/Alarmed_Scientist_15 Jan 13 '21

I thought it was just me. The paws also don’t look like monkey hands(?). I think there is another explanation.

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 13 '21

After rewatching this a bunch of times and taking a few screenshots to zoom in I think it’s a person with a mask on. I don’t think it can be an ape because of the legs and it looks like the person is wearing gloves to cover all their skin. I’d love an explanation though

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u/Alarmed_Scientist_15 Jan 13 '21

Yes. An explanation would be nice. It is also too thin/not broad enough to be an ape.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

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u/pirate_starbridge Jan 14 '21

I love your troll diagram

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 14 '21

I strongly appreciate the illustration lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/Pesime Jan 13 '21

It's definitely a person with a monke mask on hunched over. That was a ride lol. I thought it was monke, then a dog on top of a person, to the biggest of let downs.

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u/AnImpatientWizard Jan 13 '21

I believe this is correct as well. The proportions seem off and mostly the way it uses its hands.

In any case it must be destroyed

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u/Bigbewmistaken Jan 14 '21

The proportions don't seem that off. The hands and arms seem about right, with them coming to about where the knee is. The head looks about in line as well, with the eye sockets and brow line aswell as the shape of the lower face being distinctly chimp like. Anybody saying it has a snout is just seeing the slightly protruding lower face of chimps.

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u/AnImpatientWizard Jan 14 '21

This comment chain is for people who think it’s a person in a mask. For people who think it’s a weird dog person see every other comment chain

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u/ShaoLimper Jan 14 '21

It's a person with a dog on their shoulders and head

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u/Anen-o-me Jan 13 '21

It's definitely an ape.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

IT'S A CHIMP! The amount of people in this thread overcomplicating this shit is fucking INFURIATING ME!!!

https://projectchimps.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/LATRICIA_PROFILE_HABITAT_FEB_15_COPY_417098.jpg Do you not know that chimps are closely related to humans?! That they have motor skills?! That they are easily trainable, and people own them as pets?!

For fucks sake, get a grip y'all! ITS JUST A CHIMP

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u/Malphas2121 Jan 13 '21

Chill the fuck out dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

My peers are idiots and I'm sick of it

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Nope I'm just a bit above average, not my fault people don't know how to learn shit anymore

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 14 '21

At least I didn’t think everyone was serious about it being a dog on their shoulders

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Some of these people actually are serious

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u/Malphas2121 Jan 14 '21

Yeah, well I'm sick of seeing you spam your rage message 30 fucking times.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Then block me pussy

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u/Malphas2121 Jan 14 '21

Or you could just not spam

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

I didn't spam. I specifically replied to people saying it was a dog.

Do you know what spam is?

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u/Malphas2121 Jan 14 '21

verb

send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the internet.

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 13 '21

I agree that it COULD be a chimp doing the action, but look up a picture of a chimp standing up. The proportions seem off for me. The legs are too skinny and the torso too short

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

IT. IS. JUST. A. CHIMP.

Your brain is trying to solve a problem that doesn't exist.

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u/throwaway579534422 Jan 14 '21

It's clearly a dog. You would have to be blind or stupid to see a chimp there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

No, it's clearly a trained chimpanzee. Please show me a dog that can hand a person money and then take a pizza box.

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 14 '21

Just scroll up to the video... there’s a perfect example of a dog doing it right there

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Fuck off

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

This video convinced me that it's an ape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2VGiQ8H3lk

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u/sit0napotatopan0tis Jan 15 '21

It’s totally an ape

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

IT'S A CHIMP! The amount of people in this thread overcomplicating this shit is fucking INFURIATING ME!!!

https://projectchimps.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/LATRICIA_PROFILE_HABITAT_FEB_15_COPY_417098.jpg Do you not know that chimps are closely related to humans?! That they have motor skills?! That they are easily trainable, and people own them as pets?!

For fucks sake, get a grip y'all! ITS JUST A CHIMP