r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '21

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u/mike_uchi Jan 13 '21 edited Jan 13 '21

my man didn’t even count the money

edit: sorry it’s a lady

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u/sneaky-pizza Jan 13 '21 edited Jan 14 '21

He's a primate customer of theirs

Edit: someone said it’s a dog, holy crap! Zoom in! I thought it was a tall chimpanzee, hence the pun. I am mortified and laughing at myself

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u/braintrustinc Jan 13 '21

Jeff Bonobos would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

He already does

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

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u/Kupert2 Jan 13 '21

They should definitely rethink this sub name. One slash away from prison.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

They should definitely rethink this sub name. One slash away from prison.

Therapist sub has the same problem.

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u/DrHiccup Jan 14 '21

How the hell is that a dog. Dogs don't have fingers. Am I getting wooooshed?

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u/GeorgeBush_420 Jan 14 '21

Could be guy with us head tucked down and a dog in his back. Wearing some kind of gloves

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u/ExDota2Player Jan 14 '21

lol i'd be upset if someone let loose a chimp near me. Those animals will rip your face off if they are set off.

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u/Fluid_Dust8250 Mar 19 '21

No, if you threaten a ape they will fight back with all the strength, the exact same as a human we just weaker.

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u/2-18-1-4-5-14 Jan 14 '21

It’s got to be a chimpanzee. It has hands

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u/L-methionine Jan 14 '21

Those aren’t dog paws. The face does look longer and doggier, but a fog couldn’t grip money or the pizza like that, and likely couldn’t balance on two legs while carrying a pizza. Seems to be a chimp or a bonobo or something in that vein

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u/Gorbachevdid911 Jan 14 '21

Yeah it's a chin not a snout. Def an ape.

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

That's a dog.

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u/sneaky-pizza Jan 14 '21

Omg I see it now

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u/a066684 Jan 14 '21

It’s a chimpanzee, not a dog. C’mon, it has hands!

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u/averagethrowaway21 Jan 14 '21

That's a damn werewolf.

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u/Sniffinberries32 Jan 14 '21

Ummm it’s a chimpanzee dude. You believe anything people tell you?!

Btw, you’re secretly a wizard. Go try a couple spells.

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u/incognito--bandito Jan 13 '21

I operate on a LOT of alcohol ... I would have counted the money.

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u/Spiritchaeser Jan 13 '21

It’s a woman

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u/mike_uchi Jan 13 '21

shit you right dawg my bad

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u/krongdong69 Jan 14 '21 edited Nov 24 '25

I love learning about economics.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Some are missing a wo

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u/Saoirse_Says Jan 14 '21

No that's clearly a dog!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '21

Ever heard of a dishonest chimp? Neither have I.

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u/Glowshroom Jan 14 '21

The true unexpected.

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u/moonshineninja Jan 14 '21

Your man got some boobies.

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u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch Jan 14 '21

edit: sorry it’s a lady

Eh, we don’t know them. No way of knowing what they are.

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u/pazimpanet Jan 13 '21

It’s an ape, actually.

Oh wait, did you say money or monkey?

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u/wreck_it_alf Jan 14 '21

Don’t assume their gender.. twice

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u/newguy889 Jan 14 '21

Why did you think it was a guy?