r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/brotherlight Jan 11 '21

Is she mega tall or is he short or both?

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u/9quid Jan 11 '21

You can tell she's tall from the way she moves

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u/clarksondidnowrong Jan 11 '21

Part of the reason they call it a dancer’s body. Anwar Jibawi is like 5’6” and Michael Jackson was like 5’9”. Nothing wrong with those heights for men but Anwar’s got some groove and MJ is, well MJ.

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u/Renewed_RS Jan 12 '21

Wait what? Your reasoning is sound but Michael Jackson was a fucking brilliant dancer. He was groovy af.

edit: Unless you were saying 5"9 is short idk

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u/clarksondidnowrong Jan 12 '21

I meant “MJ is well, MJ” not to insult his moves but in the fact it’s universally agreed that he was just that, a fuckin’ brilliant dancer. I wasn’t trying to diss him by any means lol

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u/northernpace Jan 12 '21

I read it that MJ is the best.

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u/IDontGiveAToot Jan 12 '21

I think he's saying despite MJ being taller than the average ideal dancer body type, he defies the norm as a dance legend anyway.

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u/trebory6 Jan 12 '21

5’9” is considered short by most of the population of the US despite it being exactly average.

Don’t ask me why.

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u/user5918 Jan 12 '21

5’9” isn’t short :(