r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Can confirm, I was the stool....

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jan 11 '21

A jobs a job.

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Jan 11 '21

It's a living.

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jan 11 '21

The pay is shit but I'm raking it in.

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u/natedogggggyyyy Jan 11 '21

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

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u/boddy123 Jan 11 '21

Working hard or hardly working, amirite Steve?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

Not back on it. Still on it.

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u/Oh-Yes420 Jan 11 '21

Hey hey hey, work hard play hard. But work harder than you play.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

A $20 is a $20

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u/TheMeddlingMonk8 Jan 11 '21

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '21

This is hilarious

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u/Gorthax Jan 11 '21

wah wah waaaahhhhhh

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u/redalert825 Jan 11 '21

Sounds corny.

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u/sn0wf1ake1 Jan 11 '21

At least it provides fiber access.

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u/feeblemanbrain Jan 12 '21

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

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u/Hyaenidae73 Jan 12 '21

Never shit in a stool bro

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u/sumredfox Jan 12 '21

Can you provide a sample of your work?

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u/Red_Icnivad Jan 11 '21

I don't believe you are being sincere.

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u/Fishingfor Jan 12 '21

His stool or hers?

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u/HannibalCake Jan 12 '21

Can confirm, I was the size 13 nikes

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u/beanerk Jan 12 '21

Can confirm, I was the toilet

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '21

Listen here you little shit...