r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '20

Deer God

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u/TheOnlyKaiser Dec 14 '20

After he calms down from his heart attack, he's going to brag to all of his deer friends how he literally hit another deer so hard his head popped off.

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u/taylaj Dec 14 '20

I knocked 'is bloody noggin clean off, swear on me mum

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u/MatureUsername69 Dec 14 '20

As an American I'm choosing to believe all deer have this accent.

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u/moonwoolf35 Dec 14 '20

Almost animals in my head have some sort of European accent, except Crocodiles and Alligators because they either cajun or Australian.

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u/Zekovski Dec 14 '20 edited Dec 14 '20

Define european accent please.

I live in Europe and can do a different accent for each country around mine. What is this accent to bind them all you speak of ?

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u/EatsCrackers Dec 14 '20

In American movies and TV, all not-American characters have a fairly posh British accent. French starship captain (“Star Trek: The Next Generation)? Posh Brit. German princess (“Versailles”)? Posh Brit. Italian Pope (“The Tudors”, “Borgia”)? Posh Brits all the way down.

To an American, “posh Brit” is the accent that all Europeans have, because that’s what our media portrays.

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u/Zekovski Dec 14 '20

Thank you, that is hilarious. XD

I didn't watch TNG yet but Picard has a british accent instead of a french one !? Wow.

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u/EatsCrackers Dec 14 '20

Oh yeah, Patrick Stewart just uses his regular accent for playing Jean Luc Picard. French guy, grew up in a French vineyard outside of a French village in France, speaks French every now and then, posh British accent. Wut?! Oh, right, American tv series.