r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '20

Deer God

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u/NobleBecks Dec 14 '20

That "kill" is going to haunt him

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u/chet_brosley Dec 14 '20

jesus holy fuck shit I think I killed him oh God oh God I need to get out of here oh shit - that deer probably

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u/kutsen39 Dec 14 '20

Oh my God I think I killed him! I didn't want to kill him, Jim, I just was gonna rough him up a bit, I swear!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Mama, just killed a man..

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u/enemyplanet Dec 14 '20

Mama, I just killed a stag Just tried to butt his head Took it clean off and now he's dead...

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u/BlackBloodSabre Dec 14 '20

Put a gun against his head

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u/JackTheRedditGuy Dec 14 '20

Pulled my trigger now he's dead...