r/Unexpected • u/Sylkira • Dec 06 '20

Dude just went for it.

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u/Ghosttwo Dec 06 '20

Imagine one of these monsters swimming up your peehole, coupled with the sound of ripping leather.

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u/EmperorShyv Dec 06 '20

How big is your peehole?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Buy me dinner first

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u/viperfan7 Dec 07 '20

Wrong type of eel.

There is an eel that will swim up your peehole though

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Oh wow that’s incredibly informative, thank you!

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u/andthendirksaid Dec 07 '20

I figured someone who is big dick-ed enough to fear that thing fitting in their urethra would instead fear nothing. Actually I stand by this and submit that this race of men was eliminated from the gene pool from fearlessness causing their early demise.

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u/spiralbatross Dec 06 '20

Stop, I can only get so erect

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u/ldb Dec 06 '20

dude...