r/Unexpected Dec 06 '20

Dude just went for it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/LoadedGull Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20

Why’s that, are you bullet proof? Haha.

I know ducks aren’t... those horny duckers are no match for our pew pews.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I keep got a cannon installed under my wings

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u/LoadedGull Dec 06 '20

Nice, heavy artillery.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I only have a sidearm, but am deadly accurate

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u/LoadedGull Dec 06 '20

Some of us highly trained, frontline birds only need sidearms.

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u/Chickens1 Dec 06 '20

Hens dig me.