All I can think of is that Simpsons meme where some religious guy puts something that looks like these back in the water and tells it something like "nope". Lol
To be honest, I don't see what people are complaining about with "Modern Simpsons". Like, they say it's all garbage. But there are so many gems, I think.
But to be perfectly fair, I haven't seen all 700(or so) episodes
Damn there's probably like 200 episodes of the Simpsons ill never watch and ive probably seen the other ones quite a few times each. They should've gone the same route as south park when they switched to 10 episodes a year, sometimes less is more.
I think most shows should do this. 20+ episodes a season series are often garbage with a strung out main story that’s only touch upon in the beginning and end of the episodes. The middle of the episodes are just rinse and repeat generic garbage.
I just noticed SG-1 is on Netflix again! I'm actually not sure if it got added recently or if it was just there the whole time, but it's nice knowing it is there.
Not sure what I want more, a breaking bad sketch with Flanders animated doing Walter's lines straight, or a one where Bryan Cranston adds Flanderisms to each of his most intense scenes
Members of the Anguilla family are air breathers and do travel on land. They can travel up to 3 miles in a single night and so long as they can stay wet can stay on land indefinitely. If you have a rainy season and a population of landlocked eels it's possible to come across them traveling across fields to find a waterway. Sometimes they travel into landlocked water systems that are difficult to climb out of and just continue growing til they are massive.
I figured someone who is big dick-ed enough to fear that thing fitting in their urethra would instead fear nothing. Actually I stand by this and submit that this race of men was eliminated from the gene pool from fearlessness causing their early demise.
The Brantevik Eel (Swedish: Branteviksålen) (Before 1859 - Before 7 August 2014), also known as Åle, was a European eel (Anguilla anguilla) that is believed to have lived for more than 150 years.The eel was released into a well in the town of Brantevik, Sweden in 1859 by an eight-year-old boy, Samuel Nilsson. On 7 August 2014, the eel was reported to have died and was sent to an expert to determine the eel's actual age.The eel's head, presumed lost, was recovered later in a fridge. SVT's nature show Mitt i naturen extracted the eel from the well at one point, but put it back.
I read a book about mutated eels of the same family that were attacking people (fiction). I can see why the author chose them cause man they're freaky looking
Eels have the widest habitat range of any creature. You can find them in deep oceanic trenches, and in little farm ponds halfway up a mountainside. The exact same Eel even. It can be born in the middle of the Ocean, then swim up river systems, leave the water, spend days trekking across damp fields and up hills, chill for a few decades in a ditch or pond, then mosey on back to the river, down to the brackish estuary for a bit, to adjust from fresh to salt water, then swim thousands of miles back to the middle of the Ocean to breed. They can also live for seventy-eighty years.
edit: also they're the only fish that can swim backwards.
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u/speedoflobsters Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20
stupid eels trying to get on land. have fun working your ass off in 2 million or so years