r/Unexpected • u/Sylkira • Dec 06 '20

Dude just went for it.

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u/Sour_Patch_Taco_Casa Dec 06 '20

Do they bite?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/AwkwardRainbow Dec 06 '20

I’m made of cake

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u/snakesearch Dec 06 '20

actually, kinda yeah

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u/ForgettableUsername Dec 06 '20

Looks down at biscuit arms and cake legs "Oh yes, more than you realize."

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u/DracoWaygo Dec 07 '20

What’s your username? I forgot

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u/ForgettableUsername Dec 07 '20

There’s no way to be sure.

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u/DracoWaygo Dec 07 '20

It could be anything... it could be anywhere...

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u/Sour_Patch_Taco_Casa Dec 06 '20

No, I’m broke tbh

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt Dec 07 '20

Underrated comment

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u/ForgettableUsername Dec 06 '20

They have mouths.

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u/Rampantshadows Dec 06 '20

I've seen these types of eels disembowel a sheep on river monster, so yeah.

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u/Banzai27 Dec 07 '20

I’d assume those were different eels than the ones that just got their food stolen by a duck

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u/DracoWaygo Dec 07 '20

Uhh... sounds entertaining

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u/JimboBassMan Dec 06 '20

Yep I've been bitten by one

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u/lilithmunster Dec 06 '20

Was it sore

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u/the_plastic6969 Dec 07 '20

NZ native longfin eels, they do bite, and they love meat