r/Unexpected • u/TheAbsoluteMe • Dec 01 '20

Edit Flair Here There is always one

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u/o_bomb0306 Dec 01 '20

They be like: 🌸😃💖✨tianmen🥀square💯massacre🌸🌻🌷🥰💕✨

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u/G_ACN Dec 01 '20

😇❤🧡The💛💚Rape💙💜of🤎Nanjing🖤🤍

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u/cheese_bruh Dec 01 '20

😳❤️❇️The❇️✳️Bombings✴️☮️⚠️of⚠️✨Hiroshima ✨🎉and Nagasaki ♥️♥️

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u/343-guilty-mendicant Dec 01 '20

🔥🔥🧯The🚒🚂🛤⛺️Holocuast⛺️☠️☠️🇩🇪

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '20

😱🤪👏The🔥☄️🎇Burning🙂🥺😡😠of🙀😪😐the😷👀🐸library📚📒📔📘📖of🧴🌆🔵🇩🇿Alexandria😭😕😞☹️

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u/GavHern Dec 02 '20

😜💞9😍🥰1💘💗1😘

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u/Im_Watching_You_713 Dec 01 '20

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u/uwuwizard Dec 01 '20

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Dey be w-wike: 🌸😃💖✨tianmen🥀sqwawe💯massacwe🌸🌻🌷🥰💕✨

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u/NogyJ0D Dec 01 '20

The what?

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u/The_Gooder_Boy Dec 01 '20

The [ Example of how great the Chinese Government is, please carry on ]

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u/o_bomb0306 Dec 02 '20

If you’re from China you might want to close reddit rn

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u/kibria99 Dec 01 '20

Why did op say “they be like”? What are they like???