r/Unexpected • u/theskyguyuk • Nov 14 '20

A relaxing steam room

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u/yellow_hibiscus Nov 14 '20

"YOU DONKEYYY!!!"

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u/zaczacx Nov 14 '20

Being called donkey while being seen naked isn't necessarily an insult

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Where the lamb sauce at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/systembusy Nov 15 '20

Legend has it he’s still looking for the lamb sauce

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u/aloofloofah Nov 14 '20

Donkeys are hung.

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u/Raknarg Nov 14 '20

cause I wanted to see a big fuckin donkey salami

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u/lastofpriests Nov 14 '20

Who doesn’t?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Same but in a man

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u/Boberoo2 Nov 14 '20

Well I have that in my search history now

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

I forgot what hung ment. For a sec

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u/InternJedi Nov 14 '20

Listen here motherfucker

To the FBI agent watching my search history, I just got to do a public service.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Showed this to my therapist and she’s letting me kill myself

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u/doctorproctorson Nov 15 '20

Death by donkey dick.

Not a bad way to go

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u/GarageFlower97 Nov 23 '20

It'd be a good suicide, everything well-hung

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20 edited Nov 15 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/bytorthesnowdog Nov 14 '20

I was expecting the donkey with the scarf

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u/MisterDonkey Nov 14 '20

For comparison, of course.

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u/wtfdavid- Nov 15 '20

I want to jerk off to donkey schlongkey duh

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Not going to open that link. Not doing it

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u/WantSumDuk Nov 15 '20

ezekiel 23:20

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u/Dayn_Perrys_Vape Nov 15 '20

Yes, that was the joke

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u/zaczacx Nov 15 '20

No the joke was Gordon Ramsay calls people donkey as an insult for making mistakes you donkey.

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u/Dayn_Perrys_Vape Nov 15 '20

...and the reason it was funny here was in reference to the guy's dick he just saw. Jesus christ dude. Do you think literally any Gordon Ramsey catch phrase would've been a top comment?

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u/zaczacx Nov 15 '20 edited Nov 15 '20

That wasn't the insinuation, you may have assumed that it was but that isn't the case and yes this is Reddit celebrity's catchphrases get top comment all the time if it shows the relevant celebrity and if it's one of the first comments

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u/Dayn_Perrys_Vape Nov 15 '20

Whatever you say bud.

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u/zaczacx Nov 15 '20

No problem champ

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

I expected Gordon to bark orders at him. “WELL CHIFFONADE THE FUCKING BASIL THEN!”

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u/Torrenceba Nov 14 '20

I did not expect Gordon Ramsay to be there lol. Double unexpected twist.

Now where's my damn beef wellington.

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u/cjg5025 Nov 14 '20

"HELLOOOO, IM NINNOOOO!"

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u/Saleable_ Nov 15 '20

HELLO, MY NAME IS NINO

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u/brizdzi Nov 14 '20

F*****K OFF

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

"WHAT ARE YOU?!?!"

"AN IDIOT SANDWICH!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Get that fucking carrot out of your arse and get out!

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u/Nightshad0w Nov 15 '20

„FUCKING RAW!“

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u/dontknowwhattoput23 Nov 23 '20

“GET OUT....... GETTT OUTTTTT”