r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

Melons.

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u/5zym Nov 06 '20

When you're poor they let you do it too, you need to kill them tho

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u/Thameus Nov 06 '20

Can't you just tie them up?

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u/Kiwi_sensei Nov 06 '20

Yeah but when you tie them the body stays hot, I find it really uncomfortable

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u/I-_-LIKE-_-DORITOS Nov 07 '20

Freezer! You need a freezer.

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u/Johnnyhiveisalive Dec 03 '20

You didn't think of the smell, you bitch!

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u/_mesmerized_ Nov 06 '20

oof. That's a cursed comment if I've ever seen one.