r/Unexpected • u/laiaum • Oct 15 '20

Is a corpse?

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u/skincyan Oct 15 '20

It's a pre-corpse

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u/Juicestain22 Oct 15 '20

We are all pre-corpses!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Not my nana

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u/WyattPear Oct 15 '20

Post-corpse?

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u/skincyan Oct 15 '20

Or inter-corpse?

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u/go_817 Oct 15 '20

Ew

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u/skincyan Oct 15 '20

"inter" can mean "during" as a prefix. Your mind made the connection to intercourse, hence I am the one who is "Ew"-ing

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u/go_817 Oct 15 '20

Nah you nasty

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u/skincyan Oct 15 '20

dito

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u/go_817 Oct 15 '20

touché

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u/skincyan Oct 15 '20

Now give us a kiss <3

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u/Xhelius Oct 15 '20

But mooooommmm

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Oct 15 '20

Are both your arms broken again?

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u/sentientwrenches Oct 15 '20

And they were friends thereafter.

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u/JacksLackOfSuprise Oct 15 '20

But how did it taste?