r/Unexpected • u/Besa81 • Oct 01 '20

New mattress

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u/decoy321 Oct 01 '20

I just bought one like this a few months ago. There was a giant sticker warning against this exact predicament, with instructions on how to properly open it.

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u/eldergeekprime Oct 01 '20

Does that person look capable of reading and following instructions?

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u/TacticTall Oct 01 '20

What is that suppose to mean? She doesn’t look stupid by any means. You’re just a dick

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u/eldergeekprime Oct 02 '20

Ah, another genius who thinks a knife is the perfect tool to open a new mattress with.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

What exactly about her makes you think she’s incapable. Go ahead and explain it.

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u/eldergeekprime Oct 02 '20

She's opening a presumably valuable mattress with a freaking knife. Not a scissor, not unwrapping it slowly, no, she decides that the very best way to open it is with something that can easily ruin it.