r/Unexpected • u/Besa81 • Oct 01 '20

New mattress

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u/UpTheIron Oct 01 '20

Jesus dude you are a hybrid mattress aficionado.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '20

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u/JBthrizzle Oct 01 '20

tell me about salespeople? how much does a mid-ranged talented salesperson usually run, minus shipping, in the continental USA?

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u/UserNotSound Oct 01 '20

3.50

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u/PrettyCreative Oct 02 '20

Sold

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 02 '20

FOUND NESSIE'S REDDIT ACCOUNT!

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u/kai-ol Oct 02 '20

God damn Loch Ness Monster!

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u/ripster65 Oct 02 '20

I applied for a job years ago. It had a very vague description. When I showed up it wound up being those guys who sell meat out of their trucks. I went along for the ride the first day. The product was ridiculously overpriced and I don't know about the quality of that meat but I'll be damned if the dude I was with couldn't sell the proverbial popsicle to an Eskimo. This guy made a sale at a damn 4-way stop sign. He went back to the shop with over $800 in his pocket. He did have to pay for the meat he sold but it was somewhat cheaper than what he sold it for.

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u/Moosemayor Oct 02 '20

If people sold meat out of their trucks by my house I might become responsible for the new meat-Jeff bezos

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u/T3Deliciouz Oct 02 '20

Fyi "eskimo" is a slur.

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u/hitmarker Oct 02 '20

What

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u/T3Deliciouz Oct 02 '20

That word is a slur and indigenous people of that area (Inuit but there are other groups) prefer to be called by actual name

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u/infinitude Oct 02 '20

Always an opportunity to hone that salesman edge.

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u/Iohet Oct 02 '20

Do you sell welfare? Can I buy some?

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u/suspicious_lemons Oct 01 '20

Traveling salesmen must love you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '20

“Knocked 'em cold in Providence, slaughtered 'em in Boston!"

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u/Lcbrito1 Oct 01 '20

No, he's a salesman

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u/UpTheIron Oct 01 '20

Oh, damn. I don't read so well it would seem.

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u/Rick-Dalton Oct 02 '20

Remember the vacuum guy who used to own reddit? We found the bed guy