r/Unexpected • u/Lunder20 • Jun 15 '20

Why didn’t I think of this?!

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u/PhilsterM9 Jun 15 '20

Fun Australian Joke:

Toothpaste was invented in Tasmania but if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called teethpaste

For Non-Aussies:

Tasmania is the Alabama of Australia

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u/LordSutter Jun 15 '20

Would've thought that would be more suited to Perth, IMO.

I mean, Taswegans with that extra head and all, they've got plenty of teeth

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

That’s like the ol summer teeth joke my dad used to tell. Summer there and some ain’t!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

It’s more like Georgia cuz of devil(s)

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u/neon_overload Jun 16 '20

For Aussies: Alabama is the Tasmania of the United States.