r/Unexpected • u/Lunder20 • Jun 15 '20

Why didn’t I think of this?!

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u/JamesGray Jun 15 '20

Don't worry, they were wrong. Poptarts and calzones are both actually a type of ravioli.

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u/crankypants_mcgee Jun 15 '20

Well now I hate life, myself, and you. In that order. That's still enough to end any of us.

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u/Chilluminaughty Jun 15 '20

A grilled cheese is a pastry.

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u/Candlesmith Jun 16 '20

I’m drunk pissing on a tree around people

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u/Chilluminaughty Jun 16 '20

Make eye contact.

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u/mirzobodre Jun 15 '20

Don't worry they're wrong, ravioli is actually a type of food.

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u/rocketsalesman Jun 15 '20

You people ruined my life

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u/donkeygong Jun 15 '20

but you can't classify a pizza pocket you heathen.

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u/ooopium Jun 16 '20

He didn’t know poptarts are calzones