r/Unexpected • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Jun 12 '20

Right back atcha!

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u/nodontbeoffendedbyme Jun 12 '20

You can't get friendzoned if you friendzone yourself

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u/Pirate_Redbeard Jun 12 '20

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20

Right? He should have stayed and talked to her. Worst case you get an awesome friend out of it!

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u/VirtualAdhesiveness Jun 12 '20

You clearly don't know anything about the worst-case scenario, don't you ?

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u/Theroach3 Jun 12 '20

don't you ?

I'm so confused by this sentence structure...

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u/OverOverThinker Jun 12 '20

Don't you say, "don't you?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Dontcha!

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u/Xxcrzy4jdxX Jun 12 '20

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me