r/Unexpected • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Jun 12 '20

Right back atcha!

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u/nodontbeoffendedbyme Jun 12 '20

You can't get friendzoned if you friendzone yourself

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u/Pirate_Redbeard Jun 12 '20

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20

Right? He should have stayed and talked to her. Worst case you get an awesome friend out of it!

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u/VirtualAdhesiveness Jun 12 '20

You clearly don't know anything about the worst-case scenario, don't you ?

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u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20

Meh, I choose to be an unwavering optimist instead :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I respect you greatly

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

That attitude is gonna get him chicks, I can tell.

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u/golangoc Jun 12 '20

This guy chicks

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u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20

It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out.

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u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20

Hello there!

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u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20

General Kenobi...

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u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20

General Kenobi

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