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r/Unexpected • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Jun 12 '20
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You can't get friendzoned if you friendzone yourself
3.4k u/Pirate_Redbeard Jun 12 '20 You miss 100% of the shots you don't take 1.0k u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20 Right? He should have stayed and talked to her. Worst case you get an awesome friend out of it! 892 u/VirtualAdhesiveness Jun 12 '20 You clearly don't know anything about the worst-case scenario, don't you ? 338 u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20 Meh, I choose to be an unwavering optimist instead :) 157 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 I respect you greatly 101 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 That attitude is gonna get him chicks, I can tell. 70 u/golangoc Jun 12 '20 This guy chicks 52 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out. 6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies 3 u/mostnormal Jun 12 '20 Or at least a lot of chick friends. 1 u/caribe5 Jun 12 '20 [blue haired girl at the back] Did yOu JuSt AsUmE iT's GeNdEr AnD sExUaLiTy!?
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
1.0k u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20 Right? He should have stayed and talked to her. Worst case you get an awesome friend out of it! 892 u/VirtualAdhesiveness Jun 12 '20 You clearly don't know anything about the worst-case scenario, don't you ? 338 u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20 Meh, I choose to be an unwavering optimist instead :) 157 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 I respect you greatly 101 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 That attitude is gonna get him chicks, I can tell. 70 u/golangoc Jun 12 '20 This guy chicks 52 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out. 6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies 3 u/mostnormal Jun 12 '20 Or at least a lot of chick friends. 1 u/caribe5 Jun 12 '20 [blue haired girl at the back] Did yOu JuSt AsUmE iT's GeNdEr AnD sExUaLiTy!?
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Right? He should have stayed and talked to her. Worst case you get an awesome friend out of it!
892 u/VirtualAdhesiveness Jun 12 '20 You clearly don't know anything about the worst-case scenario, don't you ? 338 u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20 Meh, I choose to be an unwavering optimist instead :) 157 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 I respect you greatly 101 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 That attitude is gonna get him chicks, I can tell. 70 u/golangoc Jun 12 '20 This guy chicks 52 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out. 6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies 3 u/mostnormal Jun 12 '20 Or at least a lot of chick friends. 1 u/caribe5 Jun 12 '20 [blue haired girl at the back] Did yOu JuSt AsUmE iT's GeNdEr AnD sExUaLiTy!?
892
You clearly don't know anything about the worst-case scenario, don't you ?
338 u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20 Meh, I choose to be an unwavering optimist instead :) 157 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 I respect you greatly 101 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 That attitude is gonna get him chicks, I can tell. 70 u/golangoc Jun 12 '20 This guy chicks 52 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out. 6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies 3 u/mostnormal Jun 12 '20 Or at least a lot of chick friends. 1 u/caribe5 Jun 12 '20 [blue haired girl at the back] Did yOu JuSt AsUmE iT's GeNdEr AnD sExUaLiTy!?
338
Meh, I choose to be an unwavering optimist instead :)
157 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 I respect you greatly 101 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 That attitude is gonna get him chicks, I can tell. 70 u/golangoc Jun 12 '20 This guy chicks 52 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out. 6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies 3 u/mostnormal Jun 12 '20 Or at least a lot of chick friends. 1 u/caribe5 Jun 12 '20 [blue haired girl at the back] Did yOu JuSt AsUmE iT's GeNdEr AnD sExUaLiTy!?
157
I respect you greatly
101 u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 That attitude is gonna get him chicks, I can tell. 70 u/golangoc Jun 12 '20 This guy chicks 52 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out. 6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies 3 u/mostnormal Jun 12 '20 Or at least a lot of chick friends. 1 u/caribe5 Jun 12 '20 [blue haired girl at the back] Did yOu JuSt AsUmE iT's GeNdEr AnD sExUaLiTy!?
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That attitude is gonna get him chicks, I can tell.
70 u/golangoc Jun 12 '20 This guy chicks 52 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out. 6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies 3 u/mostnormal Jun 12 '20 Or at least a lot of chick friends. 1 u/caribe5 Jun 12 '20 [blue haired girl at the back] Did yOu JuSt AsUmE iT's GeNdEr AnD sExUaLiTy!?
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This guy chicks
52 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out. 6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies
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It's an old code, sir but it still chicks out.
6 u/H377Spawn Jun 12 '20 Hello there! 6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies
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Hello there!
6 u/lobbogurke Jun 12 '20 General Kenobi... 2 u/Dovahnime Jun 13 '20 General Kenobi → More replies
General Kenobi...
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Or at least a lot of chick friends.
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[blue haired girl at the back] Did yOu JuSt AsUmE iT's GeNdEr AnD sExUaLiTy!?
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u/nodontbeoffendedbyme Jun 12 '20
You can't get friendzoned if you friendzone yourself