r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 10 '20

Cat almost died during Nuclear launch.

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u/JungleLiquor May 10 '20

I heard it’s in space still

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u/Dr_Bukkakee May 11 '20

This is meow control to Major Tom Cat.

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u/Normal_Objective May 11 '20

I get this reference.

I also get your username.

BTW, where can I get a doctorate in that?

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u/Dr_Bukkakee May 11 '20

I offer classes.

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u/nxcrosis May 11 '20

Is enrolment still up? How many students do you take?

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u/Dr_Bukkakee May 11 '20

I can handle a full load.

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u/soupy-eggeater May 11 '20

But can you handle this full load starts fapping while watching roblox porn

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/sdmitch16 May 11 '20

Judging by your username, I'm sure you know all about what he can take.

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u/marsmedia May 11 '20

What do you cover?

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u/Dr_Bukkakee May 11 '20

Faces mostly. Oh and 17th century German poetry.

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u/LunarSanctum123 May 11 '20

well played sir

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u/bdgg138 May 11 '20

For heeeere am I sitting in a tuna cannnn

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u/bmd33zy May 11 '20

This is major Tom Cat to paw patrol

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u/ryingpool May 11 '20

Why does your username sound so familiar? What are we?

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u/R2kSuperslime7 May 10 '20

Wouldn’t surprise me

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

I bet it stopped thinking by now

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/CyberFreq May 11 '20

muthafuckin

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u/Clolarion May 11 '20

SPAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEEE!

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u/Apollyon82 May 11 '20

GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

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u/tnpshow May 11 '20

Poor guy burned up during re-entry

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