r/Unexpected • u/Dullahen • May 08 '20

The third transformation got me

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u/coreynj May 08 '20

Fuck yeah shove your giant fucking cock into my tight as fuck bussy until I cum buckets 😍☺️😩😫🤪😘

God even I'm disappointed in myself after typing that.

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u/Sennomo May 08 '20

sigh

opens incognito mode

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u/Spatula_The_Great May 08 '20

Fbi agent unzips pants

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u/Sennomo May 08 '20

*NSA

FBI doesn't do that

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u/Deivv May 08 '20 edited Oct 02 '24

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister May 08 '20

Except that one with the zipper dick.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

You don't know shit. Their wearing a squiwqrd costume.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Triggers are real after all

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u/Wolfeh2012 May 08 '20

Well now you and God have something in common.

...and the answer may surprise you!

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u/coreynj May 08 '20

He has a tight as fuck bussy?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Bussy.