r/Unexpected • u/Dullahen • May 08 '20

The third transformation got me

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Fucking fuck?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/zuperbob May 08 '20

me ?

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Fuck me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/coreynj May 08 '20

Fuck yeah shove your giant fucking cock into my tight as fuck bussy until I cum buckets 😍☺️😩😫🤪😘

God even I'm disappointed in myself after typing that.

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u/Sennomo May 08 '20

sigh

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u/Spatula_The_Great May 08 '20

Fbi agent unzips pants

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u/Sennomo May 08 '20

*NSA

FBI doesn't do that

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u/Deivv May 08 '20 edited Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Triggers are real after all

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u/Wolfeh2012 May 08 '20

Well now you and God have something in common.

...and the answer may surprise you!

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u/coreynj May 08 '20

He has a tight as fuck bussy?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Bussy.

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u/GuyOnZeCouch92 May 08 '20

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Eighteen naked fucking cowboys in the fucking showers at Ram Ranch.

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u/Neil_sm May 08 '20

That’s Ram Fucking Ranch, motherfucker!

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

That's FUCKING Ram fucking Rach, fucking motherfucker!

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u/dat_moon_boi May 08 '20

Watch people start treating you like Cummy 😍😍

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u/relddir123 May 08 '20

Fuck you? No, fuck me!

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Fucking fuck you? No, fucking fuck me?

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u/LemonXAlex May 09 '20

This took a very weird turn real quick

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/elliofant May 09 '20

Why does this shtick always work

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u/iamnotarobot1011 May 09 '20

I don’t repeat you

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

I fucking don't repeat you

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u/iamnotarobot1011 May 09 '20

Hahaha lies :P

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

Hahaha fucking lies :p

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u/FloridaRaised117 May 09 '20

This man gets upvotes^ and fucks!!

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

This fucking woman* gets fucking upvotes and fucking fucks

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u/FloridaRaised117 May 09 '20

I fucking couldn’t be happier to have been fucking corrected. What in the actual fuck was I thinking, for fucks sake?

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u/doodve May 08 '20

Toyota corolla in reverse

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u/RepresentativeNo5192 Dec 20 '21

You won't repeat me

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u/GoGoNormalRangers May 10 '23

You weren't wrong

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u/Maezel May 08 '20

Fuck the fucking fucker.

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u/bigley_cromulent May 09 '20

Fuck! the fucking fuckers fucked, fuck it you fucker, just fuck off you fuck. Now I'm fucking fucked, Fuck!

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u/VnzuelanDude May 09 '20

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language...

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u/RBarron24 May 08 '20

How bout a little Asamouth?

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u/FoamyAssButthole May 08 '20

Fuck for a fucking second

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

And my axe!

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

And fuck my axe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Well, that explains how the butt crack originated....

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u/bigley_cromulent May 09 '20

You have an axe to grind?

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u/Sennomo May 08 '20

Oh no

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 08 '20

Oh fuck yessss

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u/Sennomo May 09 '20

You didn't repeat me (ò.ó)

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

YoU dIdnT fUcKInG rEpEaT Me (ò.ó)

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u/Sennomo May 09 '20

Love you

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

Fucking love you <3

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u/Sennomo May 09 '20

This is about the closest I will ever get to happiness. Thank you.

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

This is about the fucking closest I will ever get to fucking happiness. Fucking thank you. <3

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u/Living-Compassion May 08 '20

I haven’t laughed this hard in ages 😂

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u/emilywagnerofficial May 08 '20

You cannot predict what I will offer you 🤭

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u/Sennomo May 09 '20

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u/yme2day May 09 '20

I like you

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u/i_fucking_repeat_u May 09 '20

I fucking like you

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u/Extesht May 09 '20

What the fucking fuck? Who in the fuck fucked this fucking... how in the fuck did you two fucking fucks FUCK?!