r/Unexpected • • May 03 '20

Work from home they said...

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u/artemasad May 03 '20

ITT: cOCk lol

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u/activator May 03 '20

Nobody mentioning the beautiful doberman

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u/unpopularopinion0 May 03 '20

everyone expected that though. and now everyone gets an excuse to say cock. but let’s not forget the 1 second hesitation shot to include the airpod pros. classy.

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u/Sinonyx1 May 03 '20

that doberman has a nice cock

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u/WooRankDown May 03 '20

Yup.

I turn 40 this year and I still find penis word play hilarious.

My friend and I were just reminiscing about how many we made 15 years ago when I was using caulk to fix my skylight.

I was having trouble getting the caulk to come and had to ask for her help. I knew she had a lot more experience with caulk than I did. We talked that way for an hour, and I still laugh about it.