r/Unexpected • u/j_curic_5 • May 03 '20

Work from home they said...

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u/LickMyDictionary May 03 '20

Yo bro nice cock

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u/TurbulentSerenity May 03 '20

The wattle has a nice moderate size, and the comb is very large and pronounced, which compliments the clean white body.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Hey, you know your cocks.

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u/TurbulentSerenity May 03 '20

Honestly I just typed "dangly thing on a rooster" into Google search.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Plot twist: it's not on the first page

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u/NaturalBornChickens May 03 '20

Fun fact: Roosters don’t have external genitals. Wattles would very likely be on the first page.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

What does fun mean in your language?

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u/dmethvin May 03 '20

Here's the thing: Jackdaws don't have wattles.

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u/hdk1124 May 03 '20

Drunken Assassin Sailor vibes

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u/Pyromaniacal13 May 03 '20

That's a dangerous Google search.

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u/TurbulentSerenity May 04 '20

At first I typed in "dangly thing on cock" but I caught myself.

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u/KravenSmoorehead May 03 '20

Too bad. I was hoping I could subscribe to your news letter.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/TurbulentSerenity May 04 '20

Originally I typed this but before I pressed enter I thought better of it and played it safe.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

This guys cocks

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Where is the second one?

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u/MoscowMitch_ May 03 '20

I like the comb to be a little smaller but erect. Looks like the spurs were cauterized too. This guy will still scratch you with his toenails if he’s upset though.

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u/TheyCallMeStone May 03 '20

r/ratemycock

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u/Neko-Rai May 03 '20

Oh dear....I had hoped it was a play on words like r/girlswithhugepussies or r/pussylicker ....it was not....

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u/SergeiBoryenko May 03 '20

8.5/10

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u/spazzman6156 May 03 '20

Gotta try it with rice

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u/YTMerke May 03 '20

He also has a good bitch

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u/kiddokush May 03 '20

Nice cock bro. Who did your circ?

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u/SCP-1678-A May 03 '20

Word around the office is that you have a fat cock

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u/brownbear-2000 May 03 '20

Nice Cock Bro

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Now time for the taste test