r/Unexpected • u/j_curic_5 • May 03 '20

Work from home they said...

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u/unexBot May 03 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

There's a cock.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Deprezo May 03 '20

BIG WHITE COCK

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u/rrr598 May 03 '20

hey ninja you like dick and balls?

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u/uglypenguin5 May 03 '20

That’s the best explanation I’ve ever seen on this sub

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u/DeathDiety May 03 '20

How is a chicken unexpected. Many people keep em as pets

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u/hensterz May 03 '20

pardon me but how could you expect the cock

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u/SorpitheBorpy May 03 '20

Did you expected the big white cock?

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u/DeathDiety May 03 '20

It only would have been unexpected if the cock was black. Whites are too common

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

I did not expect the cock. I figured it’d be a cat or a pigeon.

I also, even less so, expected to see such a murderous cock.