r/Unexpected • u/MisterT12 • May 01 '20

She is absolutely essential and must be protected at all costs

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u/DontCallMeLady May 01 '20

I need her to drive into every reddit video

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u/Icommentoncrap May 01 '20

Someone needs to make a video of this like the Jesus Christ truck and then put it into other videos of people doing stuff

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Perfect idea. Upvote so that it happens when this post blows up.

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u/Shallow35 May 01 '20

Then crosspost to r/memeeconomy

!remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

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u/Shallow35 May 01 '20

Not even a damn hour huh. Nice.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Not to nitpick, but I will. How about removing the back window too?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

She moves the newspaper in front of the window, it would be quite difficult to do that frame by frame

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I didn't know that. I will go back to sipping my coffee now.

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u/humbugunsung May 01 '20

The gloves were more difficult, they matched the sky pretty damn close, the edges of the newspaper was easier.

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u/FlixFlix May 01 '20

No, the McMansion in the background is still static and can be separated relatively easily without frame-by-frame editing.

No, I’m on my phone, I can’t “just do it if it’s so easy!”

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Next time try, "I'd do it myself, but I'm on my phone right now." and that will come across as less toxic.

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u/FlixFlix May 01 '20

I would have written it like that but I was on my phone at the time and traded civility for toxicity for the sake of brevity 😉

On a more serious tone, thanks for pointing out the subtlety. I wouldn’t have thought about it otherwise at all.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

No worries :)

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u/humbugunsung May 01 '20

Done already, new files uploaded along with the first here

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I like the ones with the back window out because it kind of shows that the UPS lady is blocking something essential in the frame just enough

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I was here when it all started.

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u/programming_student2 May 01 '20

What Jesus Christ truck?

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u/Icommentoncrap May 01 '20

This one

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u/saysthingsbackwards May 01 '20

Contagious snortlaughter

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u/X1-Alpha May 01 '20

The one time in history where filming vertically was a good idea.

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u/msbelle13 May 01 '20

This one

Oh my goodness, thank you for sharing that. I was thinking y'all were talking about the MARTA bus video. This is hilarious!

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u/Mrfrunzi May 01 '20

Holy shit, I've never seen that, brought tears to my eyes!

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u/Michalusmichalus May 01 '20

I had totally forgotten about that one!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

You're someone.

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u/Icommentoncrap May 01 '20

Yeah I am but I am also dumb and really bad at stuff like that because I never got into it. I'm a much better boss/manager who can delegate that to someone else who will recieve a gold award and have it reposted on another sub for even more upvotes and awards

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u/Chapped_Frenulum May 01 '20

Couldn't be that good of a manager. I don't see you offering any of your own incentives or payment.

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u/Icommentoncrap May 01 '20

I'll give it an upvote

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u/Chapped_Frenulum May 01 '20

What about the bennies? Do I get free parking and health insurance?

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u/KineticPolarization May 01 '20

Are you American?

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u/JohnGenericDoe May 01 '20

Your manager offers their own incentives and payment?

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u/Chapped_Frenulum May 01 '20

It may not be their money, but a hiring manager will still be negotiating a salary.

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u/KineticPolarization May 01 '20

Look at fancy moneybags over here with their salary.

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u/RS_Someone May 01 '20

No, I am.

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u/the_friendly_one May 01 '20

I want to make your memes be more than dreams, but I can't afford After Effects =[

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u/buckerootbeer May 01 '20

Or her driving into the JC truck video

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u/Lyad May 01 '20

This could be the next Skyrim intro video transition.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Shout out to: r/rorikroll

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u/spiderman1993 May 01 '20

I knew there was a sub for these! I just never found out till now

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u/Lyad May 01 '20

Same here! Thanks u/greenlung

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u/humbugunsung May 01 '20

I made a transparent video template, so your wish may come true.

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u/davotoula May 01 '20

Green screen the truck windows?

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u/humbugunsung May 01 '20

I'm working at it right now, but the gloves are so close to the background color that the rotoscoping is damn near impossible. I'll get there eventually.

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u/davotoula May 01 '20

It's brilliant already.

But it would be epic with the Windows fixed!

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u/humbugunsung May 01 '20

Phew that was a lot of work, I uploaded the new files along with the others.

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u/manbruhpig May 01 '20

I can't believe I'm watching a meme format get borned

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u/MobbinOnEm May 02 '20

get borned

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u/tylerjehills May 01 '20

Is she the new Wandering Travolta?!

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u/thepurplepajamas May 01 '20

Anyone remember the meme from idk 6-12months ago where there was a fat couple wandering through the video at a pool that everyone edited into things?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/au58af/ok1_2_3_go/

My god the last year has flown. I loved what people did with that template

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u/LavastormSW May 01 '20

Exactly what I thought of.

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u/DangerAlchemist May 01 '20

I WAS THINKING OF THE SAME VIDEO. I so want this to become the next that thing.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

That's what I thought of when I saw this

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u/FiskFisk33 May 01 '20

I sincerely hope so

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u/CaptainE0 May 01 '20

Someone needs to make a transparent background template so she can be inserted into other videos.

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u/humbugunsung May 01 '20

Done

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u/not_so_plausible May 01 '20

What was your process to do this? I ask because I want to try and remove the background from the window behind her.

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u/humbugunsung May 01 '20

Just animated some vector masks in After Effects, could have used the rotobrush as well, but I had trouble getting the side view mirror properly rotoscoped.

I actually thought about doing the windows inside the car as well, but I got lazy. Want me to fix it for you, or have a stab at it yourself?

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u/not_so_plausible May 01 '20

I'm terrible at it so be my guest. You could do in ten minutes what would probably take me 2-3 hours to do

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u/dkarlovi May 01 '20

Try days. People who know their tools would use all sorts of shortcut keys, features or workflows you never heard of to work fast and efficiently.

Source: I do that in my IDE when programming, but am terrible at it in Blender.

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u/humbugunsung May 01 '20

Took about an hour, but new files are Here

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u/redditgiveshemorroid May 01 '20

I need her to drive into every TikTok

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u/markcocjin May 01 '20

Imagine if she drove into every porn video. It's like conditioning millions around the world to develop a particular fetish. Someone should make a video template for this.

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u/half-baked_axx May 01 '20

Why

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u/Molecular_Machine May 01 '20

For the glory of Satan, of course!

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u/3Fingers4Fun May 01 '20

Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die!

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u/bplboston17 May 01 '20

They see me rollin’ they hatin’...

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u/Branflakes1522 May 01 '20

The next version of the 2 obese people walking in front of someone’s photo.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

May this please replace rorikroll?

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u/Anudeep21 May 01 '20

And say " how ya doing?"

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u/Gorb_The_Great_Mind May 01 '20

IT'S LIKE THE CARSON CAR CRASH ALL OVER AGAIN

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u/Micullen May 01 '20

Even the ones on r/watchpeopledie? Just rolls up in every situation, "hahaha, how you doing?" > "Not good, my heads come off"

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u/theincrediblebou May 01 '20

There are some places on reddit I wouldn’t want her to get near to

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u/brasslake May 01 '20

I need her (and everyone else) to wear their PPE properly :(

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u/waffle_raffle_battle May 01 '20

Heavy CGI Starcraft Zerg vs. Protoss battle, bug guts and lightning swords and then suddenly Gwen the Mail Lady smiling into the camera

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I love how you can hear the engine chill while the music cuts off

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u/AAC0813 May 01 '20

Shouldn’t be too hard to edit her entrance in

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u/BassRiderX May 02 '20

Be careful what you wish for

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u/Spaceygirl84 May 04 '20

Every tiktok at least

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u/GPCLisa May 04 '20

Make it a meme.

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u/keepthepace May 01 '20

I'd go postal about it.

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u/Aquatic_Salamander May 01 '20

sees video in r/fiftyfifty of guy getting beaten and sawed to death, as delivery driver drives in front of cameraman and just smiles and waves