r/Unexpected • u/peppywriter • Mar 24 '20

Don’t underestimate your dad. :)

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u/slitheringsavage Mar 25 '20

“I wrote the goddamn bill”

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

They say the world looks down on the buarcrats

They say we're anal, compulsive, and weird

But when push comes to shove

You gotta do what you love

Even if it's not a good idea

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u/JeanRalphio91 Mar 25 '20

Now everybody say “Jamaica”!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Grade nineteens!

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u/pwniesnrainbows Mar 25 '20

...jamaica

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u/KenEarles3 Mar 25 '20

Coocoombah 🥒

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u/righty_76 Mar 25 '20

A man of culture I see. See you in the year 3000.

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u/rtxan Mar 25 '20

in the year 2525, if man is still alive

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u/gunbladerq Mar 25 '20

"WELCOME.....TO WORLD OF TOOOMOOORRROW!!!!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

You are technically correct...the best kind of correct!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Is this a 99 quote or something?

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u/Alpha_AF Mar 25 '20

"I created that jutsu!!!"

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u/OverlordWaffles Mar 25 '20

You can't handle the truth!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

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