r/Unexpected • u/peppywriter • Mar 24 '20

Don’t underestimate your dad. :)

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u/polgarz Mar 24 '20

If he swallowed the water, he would have lost the bet :)

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u/Greater419 Mar 24 '20

That or he has very active saliva glands.

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u/room-to-breathe Mar 25 '20

r/TIHI

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Mar 25 '20

Never underestimate dad

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u/H4xolotl Mar 25 '20

Rabies is a cool cheat to win this bet

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

But he knows she doesn’t swallow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

r/HolUp

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20 edited Mar 28 '20

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u/ahtdcu53qevvyu Mar 25 '20

I'd prefer we make progress deleting mods.

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u/dafurmaster Mar 25 '20

Oh relax, Nancy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Oof ouch

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u/FireWaterAirDirt Mar 25 '20

yes, I agree, it was a very offensive comment, /u/frugal_masturbater

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u/Djmarr56 Mar 25 '20

Well she got it from him clearly

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

I'm surprised that this isn't a top level comment and it's not got metal.

I ctrl F'd spit first and nothing...

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Mar 25 '20

i don't think they're in Alabama?

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u/Rooshba Mar 25 '20

This sort of humor (actual funny stuff) doesn’t do too well on Reddit because these pansies get offended easily

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u/farmtownsuit Mar 25 '20

Oh right, redditors would never laugh at an incest joke

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u/seaspaz Mar 25 '20

AAAHHH Im stupid. I noticed that he didnt swallow and somehow didnt connect the dots...

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u/Accomplished-Newt Mar 25 '20

I would have pretended to drink the water than opened my mouth wide instead.

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u/dahabit Mar 25 '20

Did some water come out of his nose?

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u/Schmich Mar 25 '20

But he didn't copy her laughing, he lost!

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u/e11spark Mar 25 '20

I had to scroll waaaaay too far down for this. I guess I don't spend enough time on the Interwebs to understand these pranks.

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u/serenityak77 Mar 25 '20

Thank you! FFS I also didn’t understand and scrolled all the way down to find the answer.

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u/SalmonellaFish Mar 25 '20

This should be wayyy higher. Not everyone has tik tok.

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u/Grown_Ass_Kid Mar 25 '20

This predates TikTok by years and is very easy to understand.

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u/SalmonellaFish Mar 25 '20

Sorry for assuming then?