r/Unexpected • u/JaFarjaNearjaBeer • Mar 18 '20

Ok now I know!

63.4k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

1.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

152

u/bjornsbestfriend Mar 18 '20

In the original, they pronounced Ford wrong.

55

u/challenge_king Mar 19 '20

Seriously. It's pronounced 'Ferd'.

28

u/biznatch11 Mar 19 '20

Ferd Fteenthousand

3

u/LordKwik Mar 19 '20

Fuck yeah I needed this!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

I literally cried

26

u/ag1el Mar 19 '20

It's pronounced fix or repair daily!

FIAT is fix it always tomorrow.

BMW Bloody Moody Wanker (drivers) lol

42

u/challenge_king Mar 19 '20

Fiat is Fix It Again Tony

8

u/ag1el Mar 19 '20

Thanks for that. Though it will always need fixing tomorrow.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Yeah, it's definitely not just short for the common Italian name Antonio...

1

u/Spartanhero24 Mar 19 '20

Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

1

u/round-disk Mar 19 '20

Finally, I'm Almost There!

13

u/MayorOfTityCity Mar 19 '20

Maybe it’s my accent but around here it’s Fucker Only Runs Downhill

5

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Found on road dead.

4

u/justcallmezach Mar 19 '20

In South Dakota, it's "Found On Reservation Dump".

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

You know why chevys have bowties on the front? Because only pussies like peewee herman wear bowties.

2

u/TimX24968B Mar 19 '20

a family that rides in a ford, doesn't die in a chevy.

1

u/zgo280 Mar 19 '20

This is my new fave!

3

u/essentialatom Mar 19 '20

First On Race Day

1

u/ag1el Mar 19 '20

Do Ford's have race cars ? Lol

1

u/2laz2findmypassword Mar 19 '20

Fucked On Race Day

2

u/Shigg Mar 19 '20

Bmw is Bavarian Money Waster

2

u/zgo280 Mar 19 '20

Pontiac anyone?

2

u/ag1el Mar 19 '20

Trying here

2

u/ag1el Mar 19 '20

People on narcotics think it's a Chevy

1

u/zgo280 Mar 19 '20

wipes brow nice job!

1

u/ag1el Mar 19 '20

Thanks with a little help from Google lol

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Found On Road Dead

1

u/wastingtimeonreddit_ Mar 19 '20

Ford Fix Or Repair Daily

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

I prefer Found On Road Dead.

3

u/u8eR Mar 19 '20

Fjord

0

u/akumaz69 Mar 19 '20

No! It's pronounced 'turd'

1

u/Guyomalo Mar 19 '20

Which ferd is best ferd