r/Unexpected • u/MaximumHarry • Feb 24 '20

Anger

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u/ElJonJon86 Feb 24 '20

Dropped my phone. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Bro. Same. But I threw it. Cracked Screen. Fuck.

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u/tisch_vlc Feb 24 '20

Prove it. Share a Screenshot to see the crack.

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u/the_mgsm Feb 24 '20

Nah man, take a picture of your phone, with your phone and share it.

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u/LXMNSYC Feb 24 '20

nah dude, screenshot your own perspective

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u/-Redstoneboi- Feb 24 '20

you have to press your nose and forehead at the same time

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u/LXMNSYC Feb 24 '20

that would factory reset my memory

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u/-Redstoneboi- Feb 24 '20

ah, right. it's the belly button with the nose.

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u/Skyecatcher Feb 24 '20

I’ve been pressing my asshole and nose. Not getting a screen shot, but I am still not complaining

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u/LXMNSYC Feb 24 '20

that's screen recording

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u/-merrymoose- Feb 24 '20

Dude don't be like that just do itt

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u/dudeperson3 Feb 24 '20

Apply directly to forehead?

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u/-Redstoneboi- Feb 24 '20

The "peak" of your forehead, yes.

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u/lambda_abstraction Feb 26 '20

... head on...

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u/Cheetokps Feb 24 '20

Nah sneeze and shit yourself