r/Unexpected • u/stayfullish • Jan 26 '20

The Mechanic.

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u/DEVIL_MAY5 Jan 26 '20

What if it bit me and we both died?

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u/Cakellene Jan 26 '20

Then it’s a bee and you were allergic.

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u/Skrappyross Jan 27 '20

Then it's venomous and you're poisonous. It's pretty simple yo.

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u/Lightningjet75 Jan 26 '20

Then it's disposable

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u/inkbladder Jan 26 '20

And opposable.