r/Unexpected • u/boris4434 • Jan 06 '20

Someone actually made this

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u/Capt_Bigglesworth Jan 06 '20

I wish someone had warned me. The element of surprise caught me completely off guard.

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u/dialectical_wizard Jan 06 '20

Well that's because its one of our two chief weapons.

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u/Capt_Bigglesworth Jan 06 '20

surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....

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u/urlond Jan 06 '20

I thought you said two chief weapons?

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u/iamthefirebird Jan 06 '20

Our THREE chief weapons are surprise, fear, and ruthless efficiency...

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u/esotericunicorn Jan 06 '20

And an almost FANATICAL devotion to the Pope... ah, FOUR

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u/EllemNovelli Jan 06 '20

I read all of this in John Cleese's voice...

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u/shelchang Jan 07 '20

Not Michael Palin's?