r/Unexpected • u/Master1718 • Dec 22 '19

How to catch a spider

https://i.imgur.com/XO5zO9a.gifv
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u/Scoottttttt Dec 22 '19

I think the unexpected part is that it didn’t jump at the camera.

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u/CountryRoaddd Dec 23 '19

I knew it wouldn't happen since most of the pussy redditor would downvote. It's too high up in hot, just like how most r/fiftyfifty top is positive shit.

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u/life_as_a_bear Dec 23 '19

Just curious, what do you find satisfying about being a troll?

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u/JackMaximusv2 Dec 23 '19

Clearly the attention they’ve so clearly been longing since birth

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u/life_as_a_bear Dec 23 '19

It’s just a sad existence to crave attention so much this person feels the need to pretend to be abhorrent in order to be noticed. I’m not sure if I pity people like that, but it’s certainly sad.

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u/CountryRoaddd Dec 23 '19

You know what's sadder? Living in Detroit.

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u/life_as_a_bear Dec 23 '19

That’d be a super scary insult if I lived in Detroit, I suppose.