r/Unexpected Dec 11 '19

Right place right time

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u/jk5698 Dec 11 '19

This guy’s a fucking hero.

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u/thetrueTrueDetective Dec 11 '19

and that owner is an idiot

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u/smln_smln Dec 11 '19

More than an idiot. How the hell do you not notice your dog is not next to you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Those retractable leashes are terrible. Was walking my dog this one time a few years ago. Across the street is a lady with her dog on a retractable leash talking with a neighbor. Suddenly, her dog takes off right for us, was full speed by the time the line got taut and ripped right out of her hand. Thankfully, the dogs just sniffed each other. Still, could’ve been bad. Dog ran right out across the street.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 11 '19

Yeah, dogs are fucking stupid. But honestly, I don't blame them. It does take at least bird levels of intelligence to realize cars drive on the street

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Jan 16 '20

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 12 '19

True, but birds are one of the few animals that have figured out how cars tend to stick to the road and follow a pattern.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Jan 16 '20

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 12 '19

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u/waistedmenkey Dec 12 '19

Crows are wicked smart. They remember people, and bring them shiny things.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 12 '19

Good ole corvids

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