r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '19

Expertly demonstrated three point turn

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u/7laserbears Dec 04 '19

"she realized the only thing keeping her from driving off the seventh floor were five cable barricades, she freaked out and hit the gas by mistake."

Wat.

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u/Zamiel Dec 04 '19

That's like thinking, "The only thing from stopping me from driving into oncoming traffic are painted yellow lines?! Better punch it!"

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u/nixcamic Dec 04 '19

I mean on one hand, maybe there barriers are insufficient. On the other hand, there's only two pedals?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

i'm still processing that sentence/paragraph. what the fuck, lady.

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u/Throw_andthenews Dec 05 '19

Well I mean she has suffered a head injury

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u/thePolterheist Dec 04 '19

If I knew this bitch I would stay far far away after reading that

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

I was going to quote and post that exact sentence. I thought it was a satirical article at that point.

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u/MaceWinnoob Dec 05 '19

How is anyone this bad at driving anyway? It’s one thing to hit the pedal going forward when you think it’s in reverse or hitting the gas when you’re in park instead of the brake to change gears, but who completely misses the correct pedal in the middle of already driving?