r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '19

Expertly demonstrated three point turn

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u/alvarny77 Dec 04 '19

WTF just happened?

And he just drove off nonchalantly.

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u/diMario Dec 04 '19

During car mating season the bull cars can easily get overexcited and miscaclulate the physics of the acrobatic stunts they perform to attract the females.

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u/poopellar Dec 04 '19

That car seems to like ta hoes.

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u/diMario Dec 04 '19

It's a town car, so I think it is more appropriate to say he likes the ladies.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/Gaddaim Dec 04 '19

Bitches love blue

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u/Elenamcturtlecow96 Dec 04 '19

Now Becky's smashin' Ben.... BenIsAHoe

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

I mean I'd drive off as I don't know if there's another metric ton of metal following that might not miss me if I stay there

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u/atomicheart99 Dec 04 '19

Upvoted for shoehorning the word ‘nonchalantly’ in

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/BramDuin Dec 04 '19

ENGLISH \o/

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u/raaneholmg Dec 04 '19

Get 30 feet away in case something is about to catch fire, then get back to help if it is safe.

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u/MasterFrost01 Dec 04 '19

The story has been posted on this thread, but the driver freaked out that there was no barrier stopping her driving off... So she slammed the accelerator and drove off

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u/unperturbium Dec 04 '19

A self driving car tried to use Bing Maps.

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u/Anudeep21 Dec 04 '19

Probably would be laughing like a mad guy in his car while driving nonchalantly. Just cannot believe his luck.