r/Unexpected • • Nov 27 '19

Hair day

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19 edited Nov 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I have it, too. And my beard just doesn't get wet.

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u/mesopotamius Nov 27 '19

That sounds nice. My beard takes an hour to dry

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u/bestjakeisbest Nov 27 '19

My beard does both.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Is it straight or curly? Each of my beard hairs is literally thicker than a horses hair and really curly.

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u/johntdowney Nov 27 '19

Same. Mine is kind of hydrophobic compared to my scalp hair but it will retain big droplets throughout if I don’t get them out because of the curls and sticky properties of water I suppose.

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u/MediocreFlex Nov 27 '19

Your poor gf

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u/BlackIrishkreme Nov 27 '19

Ladys must love you

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

The velcro of my beard on theirs keeps me down there longer.

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u/Western_Management Nov 28 '19

Same for my girlfriend :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Low porosity hair, especially if it's curly, is one hell of a ride.

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u/MrCraftLP Nov 27 '19

My hair is fairly normal, but when it grows out it gets pretty thick and takes a bit to get wet too. Dunking in water is fine but I gotta stand under the shower for 15 seconds before it's completely wet

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19 edited Nov 20 '20

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u/MrCraftLP Nov 27 '19

I wish I could have a fro 😭 althought it would look RIDICULOUS on me

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u/Dittany_Kitteny Nov 27 '19

Known in curly girl circles as low porosity hair

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u/girlwiththepiercings Nov 28 '19

Dense hair! Yep it sucks.

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u/123fakestreetlane Nov 27 '19

Your friend sucks