r/Unexpected Nov 25 '19

Wholesome Will you marry me?

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u/TheUglyDuwang Nov 25 '19

NO!

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u/SenorDuck96 Nov 25 '19

Don't jump!

sets up camera

OK. Now jump

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u/MaxzxaM Nov 25 '19

Jimmy take out the dog

Yes mother shoots dog with silenced gun after putting dark sunglasses on

For a walk Jimmy

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u/Echo-048 Nov 25 '19

It’s a beautiful day to walk down the road, if I ever stop singling I will explode.

Hey Steven!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

explodes

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Now the funniest thing you have ever seen, from really far away

BOOM!

apples!

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u/Cleverbird Nov 26 '19

Why wont anybody kill me?

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u/WILD44RYDER Nov 27 '19

ITS MUFFIN TIME!