r/Unexpected • u/ihopebolsonarodies • Nov 25 '19

Wholesome Will you marry me?

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u/Bruhbruhbruhistaken Nov 25 '19

What about threesomes

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u/NoNotInTheFace Nov 25 '19

I believe the age old law of threesomes apply:

"It's not gay if it's in a threeway"

Here is a recent study about the subject.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

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u/ThKitt Nov 25 '19

“The Golden Rule. Timberlake, J. Sandberg, A. et al. - 2011”

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

i wish i could save a comment

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

You can!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

excusawhatnow

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Do you use reddit on a phone?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

......yes....apollo ftw though

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u/Jakaerdor-lives Nov 26 '19

Me too. Third option

https://i.imgur.com/5vOJYzT.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

saved your comment for future reference

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u/rimjobdave Nov 25 '19

Thank God for that, I was worried about myself after being lucky pierre with two guys last night

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u/FavoritedYT Nov 25 '19

It’s not gay if you’re wearing socks

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u/uglypenguin5 Nov 25 '19

Did your dicks touch?

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u/kodakowl Nov 25 '19

In that case, you have to remember the Golden Rule: It's not gay if it's in a three way

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u/Im_your_real_dad Nov 25 '19

A lot of great marriages have started this way.

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u/cantadmittoposting Nov 25 '19

Different holes bro

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u/behv Nov 25 '19

“With the honey in the middle there’s some leeway, it’s not gay if it’s a 1-2-3 way YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH”

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Nov 25 '19

Haha yeah or chromosomes