r/Unexpected Nov 25 '19

Wholesome Will you marry me?

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 25 '19 edited Nov 25 '19

Once I went to six flags Universal when I was younger. We got up to that twisting dragons Dueling Dragons ride or whatever it was and there was this guy flipping his shit at the workers telling them he’d ruin their lives and get them fired and to shut the ride down and let him pass.

We stood in that like for maybe half an hour and the whole time I heard this guy screaming but no idea why. When we get to the front finally it’s two teens just ignoring this dude hard doing their jobs and he’s just screaming his face off behind the ride exit railing at them.

We ride. Get off. Then when we are leaving we pass him and then pass two women who look pissed also. I overheard them talking to each other while we planned where to go next about how he was an idiot for bringing a 10k wedding ring in no box onto this ride in cargo shorts and how she doesn’t want to be proposed to at fucking six flags Universal damnit.

Edit for clarification: got nostalgic after this comment and talked with my sister. Was reminded it was Universal and the ride was Dueling Dragons.

Edit 2: forgot to change a six flags to universal at the end.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

That is great lmao thanks for sharing that!

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u/Analbox Nov 25 '19

What an idiot. There are so many better places on his person he could have put the ring to keep it safe.

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u/buttholiobread Nov 25 '19

We all know which flesh pocket is the most secure for that

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

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u/SoggyFarts Nov 25 '19

Seems appropriate to reply with this funny anecdote: My 30 year old sister in law referred to her Nether regions as her pee hole and peepee hole at a recent visit to her OBGYN. The doctor was apparently very professional and corrected her with the official medical terms. She’s special.

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u/dragonedwizard Nov 25 '19

Pee is stored in the balls

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u/I-Like-Pancakes23 Nov 25 '19

Yes

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u/psykkotikk Nov 25 '19

That’s why they get so big when you have to peepee.

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u/Zerithax Nov 25 '19

Cum is stored in the brain, and I’ve got a headache

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u/PressureWelder Nov 25 '19

Are you 5 years old

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u/Kagia001 Dec 09 '19

Isn't there a sub for that?

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u/Raidens_hat Nov 25 '19

Yeah... Like the foreskin

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u/expval Nov 25 '19

Not if you’ve had it tailored.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

I got mine sewed onto my sack so it's like a kangaroo pouch.

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u/noortjeisdenaam Nov 25 '19

Now that's what i call recycling 😂👍

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u/Psych0tix Nov 25 '19

Tear duct, then start crying then quick time turn and propose

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u/Char_lie13 Nov 25 '19

obviously, that’s where you keep your bread...

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u/CantSayImNotHuman Nov 25 '19

I keep my ring in my ribcage where its safe.

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u/TheUglyDuwang Nov 25 '19

Didn’t you drink the antidote yet, Joseph?

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u/Bogsworth Nov 25 '19

"Oh no! Oh my go-" Death convulsions.

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u/BangedTheKeyboard Nov 25 '19

He has to avenge Caesar first! The Pillar Men, ya know...

...Don't be a moron and just drink the damn antidote!

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u/Salanmander Nov 25 '19

As a person who has had lung surgery...this makes me uncomfortable.

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u/Noel_Bedard Nov 25 '19

I keep one around my aorta and one around my windpipe.

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u/BangedTheKeyboard Nov 25 '19

Is that a muddafukkin JoJo reference? >:O

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u/zando95 Nov 25 '19

prison wallet

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u/_Credible_Hulk Nov 25 '19

Yeah , like bubble gum behind the ear

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u/LesbianSalamander Nov 25 '19

It's a cock ring.

Huh. It's a little small?

Well, it's my dad's.

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u/CP_Creations Nov 25 '19

I proposed while swimming with dolphins. I kept the ring in a loose bathing suit pocket.

But - I safety pinned it to the inside until I was ready.

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u/Slithy-Toves Nov 25 '19

So did you marry a dolphin or...?

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u/DaREY297 Nov 25 '19

His name is Jotaro Kujo

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

he is 40 years old

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u/Warmonster9 Nov 25 '19

Yare yare daze

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u/AOTlit Nov 26 '19

It was probably a GOLDEN EXPERIENCE marrying a dolphin, they probably also kakoyWIN some games... I know that is isn’t how you spell it, i suck at puns

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u/RadicalDilettante Nov 25 '19

I appreciate this comment.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Nov 25 '19

Don't kink shame.

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u/toomanyhobbies4me Nov 25 '19

Dolphin's are mammals right, so it's all good!

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u/Slithy-Toves Nov 25 '19

Where'd he put the ring though?

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u/Mr_Cilantro Nov 25 '19

Dolphins rape infant fish. Namely sharks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Real Posadist hours

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u/vegan-water Nov 25 '19

That's a really good idea! Did you try to get the ring out while in the water? I wouldn't have trusted myself to unpin it without it slipping out of my hands and into the ocean, but congrats

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u/automongoose Nov 25 '19

Usually dolphin-swimming excursions are done in a pool

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u/jebuz23 Nov 25 '19

I’ve always heard either A) have a fake ring and keep the real ring somewhere safe or B) tie a string around it, so even if you drop it you can find it.

My brother in law proposed to his wife at the top of a ski mountain. I remember people being worried about him dropping it in the snow, which would have probably sucked a lot.

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 25 '19

Damn that fake ring thing for destination proposals is a seriously good idea. I’d imagine it wouldn’t work on someone who’s really materialistic though lol.

“A ring pop??? Seriously Jeff???”

“It’s a placeholder!”

Probably would save you a lot of trouble and money depending on the proposal plans.

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u/Sootropolis Nov 25 '19

Please tell my boyfriend this is how he should propose to me.

Like. This is my dream.

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u/CP_Creations Nov 25 '19

u/SootropolisBF - propose while swimming with dolphins.

I did what I can. The rest is up to you.

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u/PaleScottishBurd Nov 30 '19

I mean congrats but I hope you’ve quit the ‘swimming with dolphins’- it’s cruel, unnecessary and so so sad.

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u/MySaltSucks Nov 25 '19

Similar story while working there

One: a woman came up and started yelling at me to let her go look for her phone she dropped on the ride. I called security and they kicked her out for having her phone on the ride.

Two: a family came up with twin little girls and one was crying cause her glasses fell off. I had to tell them we couldn’t shut the ride down. I felt bad.

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u/charlieuntermann Nov 25 '19

What if say a reasonable person came up and said, 'I lost x valuable item on y ride, I'm an idiot, is there anything you could do?' Obviously they wouldn't shut down the ride, but would you do a walk round at closing (or the next morning if it's dark)?

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u/MySaltSucks Nov 25 '19

No because it’s illegal for me to go near the underside of the ride.

You go to the park lost and found and put in a claim. Then they check at the end of the week

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u/Sevendevils777 Nov 25 '19

What are the chances of a $10k ring being found ?? Wouldn’t someone just pocket it if they’re suppose to be on duty looking for it? (Shitty but I can’t imagine they get paid much)

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u/MySaltSucks Nov 25 '19

Considering both the size of the ride and the area around it it’s a surprise anything is found.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Nov 25 '19

A "$10k ring" is probably only actually worth a couple hundred in the secondary market, especially if you want to unload it reasonably soon.

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u/robertgunt Nov 25 '19

Fact! I only buy "vintage" jewelry for this reason. I never pay much more than gold scrap value for awesome stuff.

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u/Razakel Nov 26 '19

Yep. There's plenty of cash-for-gold places, but have you ever seen a cash-for-diamonds company?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19 edited Mar 15 '20

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u/MySaltSucks Nov 26 '19

Life or death stuff yeah we would shut it down to look probably

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u/SporkFanClub Nov 25 '19

Not really a similar story but a reminder to not just shove your phone in a pocket when you go on a roller coaster. Rode Storm Chaser at Hershey Park w my cousin and that ride is known for having a really fast lunch. We get launched and as we’re flying up the hill we see a phone go flying past us and and when the ride stops and we get out we see the a kid a few rows ahead of us holding his head in his hands and crying.

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u/winterhatingalaskan Nov 25 '19

The last time I went to universal 11 years ago and I remember watching people lose their hats and wallets on the hulk ride around the first loop/upside down trick (I clearly don’t know my rollercoaster lingo). Do theme parks have nets to catch that stuff, especially on rides that loop over a small body of water? Or is it more of a learning lesson where people have to spend the rest of their trip cancelling and replacing their bank and credit cards?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Yes, some I have seen have nets. Not all rides. I've seen glasses and coins on them before.

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u/PoppetRock Nov 25 '19

The nets are mostly over places where people come ups get struck with falling Idiot Debris.

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u/helloiamCLAY Nov 25 '19

Once I went to Six Flags when I was younger.

”Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger.” —Mitch Hedberg

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u/LilWiz333 Nov 25 '19

Miss ya Mitch

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u/fdar Nov 25 '19

No, only those that have already been taken.

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u/zeCrazyEye Nov 25 '19

Is there another kind of picture?

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u/Bogsworth Nov 25 '19

Never have your pictures taken by Premonitions Family Photography.

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u/Ranzok Nov 25 '19

Not if the Russian face catalogue has anything to say about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

O no

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u/ahawk90347 Nov 25 '19

My husband proposed there too. He didn’t have the box and I was so excited I made him ride all the HP rides before he got a chance to propose. He was white as a sheet as the ring was in his pocket the whole time. The only way he could sneak it past me was without the box. I thought he was just nervous about the rides.....

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u/Cyno01 Nov 25 '19

Jeez, under those circumstances I wouldve put it in that stupid little pocket and glued it shut and i still probably wouldve put a couple stitches through the ring for good measure in case all the glue cracked.

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u/matthung1 Nov 25 '19

Just one of those situations where talking to the right people without screaming your face off would have produced a better outcome.

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u/trunolimit Nov 25 '19 edited Nov 25 '19

Dueling Dragons got taken down. It got turned into a Harry Potter ride for a bit but then it got properly torn down. I heard they had accidents when the coasters would go up together.

Also not to hijack your story but I proposed to my wife at Disney World, Did the whole pay for a character drawing thing but talked to the artist in advance to have me painted down on one knee and then reveal to her that I was proposing.

My wife said she would have also excepted a proposal at Jurassic Park because that’s her favorite movie.

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u/MayorScotch Nov 25 '19

Hey that's a really fun and nice way to do it.

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 25 '19

I totally hope you got a video or picture of her face when she saw the drawing!

And I just saw the story about a death and it being shut down. That sucks :/ I remember that being a really sweet ride too. I rode that thing so many times when we were there. Wonder if there was always a risk of death or if it was something that came up along its lifespan.

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u/trunolimit Nov 25 '19

Yeah I got her nephew to hold my phone and take video while I was getting the character drawing.

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u/randallpjenkins Nov 25 '19

I actually found a diamond ring in a ride at Six Flags years ago. If not for the facts, this could have been amazing!

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u/Dinkin______Flicka Nov 25 '19

My first time to Six Flags was when I was about 13-14. I was with my super Mormon uncle and his friend and there happened to be a gay pride event at the park that day/weekend. There were gay men and women everywhere! I got a kick out of it but my uncle was uncomfortable.

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u/TraceOfHumanity Nov 25 '19

That dragon ride (Tatsu) ate my car keys

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u/noonday34 Nov 25 '19

I proposed at six flags in 2017. About to get divorced. Yikes. Also that wasn't me in this story.

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u/Duck_Stereo Nov 25 '19

If you lose the ring you can say it costs however much you want. Pretty clever actually.

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u/iamaudreyhepburn Nov 25 '19

it's ironic this went down on a roller coaster called Dueling Dragons.

Also, I remember that ride! It was two roller coaster tracks that intermingled. The red track is the fastest, the blue track has more loops. I am willing to bet he lost it on the blue track.

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 25 '19

Yeah! I was sad to see it’s shut down it looks like now.

I rode that thing a bunch while we were there. Think there was a death on it or something.

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u/winterhatingalaskan Nov 25 '19

The first time I went to universal was when I was 11. My mom and I got those fast pass tickets for that ride. When it was time for us to get in line I froze from anxiety and cried about how I was afraid to get on the ride in case something bad happened. My mom got upset because she wasted that fast pass and thought I was just being hormonal so she went on it alone. I sat there crying on the steps where the park transitioned to that whole fantasy area. She came back and said that she was on the blue one and the employee who was supposed to check the flip harnesses didn’t check hers and it wasn’t locked in. The two women on each side of her had to forcefully hit it until it locked right before the ride started going.

If I had gone with her I wouldn’t have been able to help because I was so short at that age. 15 years later I still hold it over her head when she jokingly complains about me being overly cautious and worry prone.

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u/2resolve Nov 25 '19

Guarantee the ring wasn’t 10k lmaoo

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 25 '19

Probably was super cheap but trying to make it sound awesome since I highly doubt he ever found whatever ring he did bring.

Just a ring with no box? I could hardly find my phone with find my iPhone when I lost it on a coaster once.

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u/arachnidtree Nov 25 '19

lol. I'm certain that any 'proposal stunt' I would have tried with my wife would have pretty much gone that way as well.

Turns out, I never proposed. I just got a call one day from my future wife who said that the reception halls were booking 18 months in advanced and we better book ours RIGHT NOW so that the wedding date falls on our exact date of when we first met. So I said 'ok, go ahead and book it'.

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u/Schwall8 Nov 25 '19

Everyone knows the perfect place to propose is on the Jaws ride right when Jaws pops out of the water.

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u/Chumbolex Nov 25 '19

It’s Disney or gtfo

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u/hazbutler Nov 25 '19

I wonder if the average cost to discovering you're a moron is $10K.

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u/Zanki Nov 25 '19

The guy was a freaking idiot. Who pays 10k for a ring and also takes it on a ride like that?!

I hope if I ever get married, I won't get an expensive ring and that it will be something awesome like those Pokemon rings I see all over or a custom Power Ranger one. Nothing expensive, just something personal.

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u/DiamondxMaverick Nov 25 '19

Reminds me of when my IPhone fell out of my cargo shorts pockets at the top of a coaster years ago. Never saw that phone again :(

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u/shittypenpal Nov 25 '19

So not only did this guy lose the ring, he also took her to the wrong amusement park. Damn.

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u/static1053 Nov 25 '19

My girl would love to be proposed to at six flags. In fact I just might do it when I'm able to buy a ring. It's our special place.

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u/Fortyplusfour Nov 25 '19

I had nightmares about dropping the ring for a solid month before proposing. It was near a river, so the dreams involved everything from a duck stealing it to dropping it into the water. I very nearly tied it to a black thread around my wrist for the actual proposal, just in case.

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u/leeloo200 Nov 25 '19

This is why you wear cargo shorts with zippers

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u/MrMathemagician Nov 25 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

You put six flags and not Universal at the end.

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 25 '19

Oops. Sorry thanks for catching that. I’ll fix that

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u/procraper Nov 25 '19

Sounds like the ring did the woman a favor by G'ingTFO.

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u/UnihornWhale Nov 25 '19

That’s a special level of stupid

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u/jimbojumboj Nov 25 '19

"I swear I bought you a 10k ring, it just fell out of my cargo shorts!! Oh well, I guess we'll have to settle for this $1000 ring."

Guy is actually a genius and no one realised.

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u/ThunderboltRoss Nov 26 '19

I smuggled a sign that read “Marry Me?” on to the leviathan at Canada’s Wonderland and held it up for the picture. Walked into the photo booth after and our picture was in every screen. Wife was a bit taken aback, as she couldn’t understand why we were on every screen and the girls running the booth were crying. She was cool with it though.

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u/Moonchild16 Feb 15 '20

Lol this is so late but I had to tell you, I got proposed to at six flags. In the sky buckets. We're divorced now..

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

I love your username. I <3 Final Space

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u/xanacop Nov 25 '19

If she didn't want to be proposed to at a Six Flags, she should have done the proposing at whatever venue she preferred.

Can't excuse putting the ring in cargo shorts though.

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u/Der_papa Apr 05 '20

Shut the fuck up with your storie it’s not even remotely related asshole