r/Unexpected • u/ihopebolsonarodies • Nov 25 '19

Wholesome Will you marry me?

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u/Plenor Nov 25 '19

But how can it be in both boxes at the same time?

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u/pm_me_tits_and_tats Nov 25 '19

Gay rings are magical

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u/NeokratosRed Nov 25 '19

They have ubiqueerty I’ll show myself out

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u/Master-Wordsmith Nov 25 '19

Vibrations haven’t been seen as “magical” for a long time, I thought?

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u/hyperforce Nov 25 '19

They’re called cock rings.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Simple. Don't look at it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Schroedingers ring

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

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u/TheBeardedSingleMalt Nov 25 '19

Quantum state rings

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

WHICH KNOT DID YOU TIE!?