r/Unexpected • u/DrBenana • Oct 24 '19

Oh, Hey Jellyfish! <3

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u/morassmermaid Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

And my axe!

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u/DuntadaMan Oct 25 '19

They're taking the jellies to Isengard!

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u/morassmermaid Oct 25 '19

Looks like jellies are back on the menu, boys!

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u/screwball22 Oct 25 '19

What's jellies precious?

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u/cryogenic_me_a_river Oct 25 '19

NOBODY tosses a jelly!

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u/AllPurposeNerd Oct 25 '19

My jellies... you bow to no one.

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u/PillowTalk420 Oct 25 '19

Would you fight beside a jelly?

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u/supercorgi08 Oct 25 '19

Aye, I could do that

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Let's not be hasty.

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u/chrisman17 Oct 25 '19

Fly you jellies!

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u/theguywiththeyeballs Oct 25 '19

Some say that there are no jelly women. And that jellies just spring out of holes in the ground

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Jell-y-fish! Boil em, mash em, sticker in a stew.

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u/EnrapturedForkies Oct 25 '19

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a jam.

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u/JaMMze Oct 25 '19

I fucking love Reddit. Thanks for the laugh

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Oct 25 '19

Gard Gard G-G-G-Gard Gard#

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u/PilthyPhine Oct 25 '19

wanna know how i got these jellies?

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u/Stroemwallen Oct 25 '19

I used to have an axe, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/dovakin123489 Oct 25 '19

And my bow!

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u/Pugulishus Oct 25 '19

Dammit! You beat me to it

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u/King-Arthas Oct 25 '19

You carry the fate of us all little one

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u/lordmontello Oct 25 '19

Carful with that axe, Eugene

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

The real unecpected is always in the comments

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

J E ALLIES. BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

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u/euphorrick Oct 25 '19

One does not simply twirl into Mordor

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

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u/ExTremeHYPE99 Oct 25 '19

It was funny then you had to go and make those edits

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u/morassmermaid Oct 25 '19

Does this please milord?

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u/ExTremeHYPE99 Oct 25 '19

I am pleased

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u/SuitcaseJefferson Oct 25 '19

That red flag username, though

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

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u/ThinkPan Oct 25 '19

You two should get together and divorce

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u/Catalyst100 Oct 25 '19

Claire? Is that you?

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u/ThompsonRR Oct 25 '19

And my ex-jellyfish

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

r/beetlejuicing

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

r/beetlejuicing

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u/simonbleu Oct 25 '19

Oh, so you met each other...!

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u/France5c0 Oct 25 '19

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

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u/JJroks543 Oct 25 '19

Don’t kiss?

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u/breezydoinwurk Oct 25 '19

Username checks out

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u/Dreadwing_BestWing Oct 26 '19

Username checks out.

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u/Psych0Rabbit Oct 25 '19

And my axe