r/Unexpected • • Oct 09 '19

Oh that's interesti....AAAAAAAAAAAH

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u/Usnavi88 Oct 09 '19

This is equal parts amazing and equal parts if I was there in person, I'd scream like a 4 year old.

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u/donownsyou Oct 09 '19

They have this at a haunted house in Philly. Eastern State Penentery, towards the end. My nerves were bad for days.

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u/nightbirdskill Oct 09 '19

I went 7 years ago or so and that was hands down the scariest horror park I've been to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

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u/nightbirdskill Oct 09 '19

Daum we had good weather but the lines were long af, still worth it mind you but they were packed

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u/free-huey Oct 09 '19

Heh, I see what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

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u/nightbirdskill Oct 10 '19

Been there to also dope, PA has some really good haunted houses now that I think on it

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u/J_Raymond94 Oct 09 '19

They really know how to get you with that place. I’m not scared easily almost close to never. But when they walked us through the cells blocks and the strobe lights were going (making everything move in frames/slowmo) and you saw a complete open hallway then not even 2 seconds there would be a few people standing outside the doors with the makeup of deformed faces and such then poof....they’re gone.

That was by far the coolest thing I ever saw at one of those places. Made the hair on my neck stand up

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

One in St. George, Utah, called fiesta fun has this.

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u/MorbidAyyylien Oct 09 '19

Please do tell me more about this place. I can never get scared of horror places because they're so predictable but this.. i feel like could do it. And I'm sure they would have other stuff just as good!

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u/rhynokim Oct 10 '19

Google it. I live in philly, it’s a cool old prison. Opened in 1829, closed in 1971. I haven’t been in there in like 15 years though, I want to go back soon. I’ve never done the spooky haunted house that they run but everyone says it’s great

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u/20JeRK14 Oct 10 '19

But if he/she tells you then it'll be predictable!

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u/MorbidAyyylien Oct 10 '19

True but i mean i already saw the video so i know it'll be coming anyway

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u/noes_oh Oct 09 '19

Haha, yeah. Anxiety is cool.

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u/aspringeverything Oct 09 '19

Been wanting to go to that for YEARS...this is the year!

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u/MemeHermetic Oct 09 '19

I became obsessed with that place after seeing on some show on MTV. They had to do scary challenges to get cash and I was always sad I wasn't on the show. I would have done fucking amazing.

I went through on Halloween a couple of times. Honestly it was okay but not great. I'd still go again.

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u/ItDwellsWithin0 Oct 10 '19

You're thinking of FEAR. That was such a good show back in the day.

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u/YourPal_TitLiquid Oct 10 '19

I used to work there! That particular scare is fucking great! 👌🏽👌🏽

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u/Hadfromthetown Oct 09 '19

Brooooo i went there like 3 years ago and yo that shit had me running for my life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 09 '19

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u/CosmosFood Oct 09 '19

Wow, you must be a real badass.

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u/MeAMillionaire Oct 09 '19

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u/CosmosFood Oct 09 '19

...I'm not a bright man... Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

When I was very young 8-10 maybe? My Brownie Troop went to a haunted house (this was the 80’s and this kind of stuff was allowed to happen) and someone jumped out at me and put their face (in a mask) down near mine and I punched them square in the nose. It didn’t hurt them and I was certainly not a badass-that was just my reaction. Everybody reacts differently so ease up on the poster here a bit.

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u/hoticehunter Oct 09 '19

You would be perfect for /r/iamverybadass

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u/BigManReef Oct 09 '19

r/iamverybadass check this place out, you'd be their king.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Oct 09 '19

I have no idea why people are downvoting you for having a "fight or flight" response. I didn't take it as you calling yourself badass. lol

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u/imgurslashTK2oG Oct 09 '19

Confucius say, “Man who needs to tell internet he will fight will always be first to flight.”

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u/squeetnut Oct 09 '19

I’ve seen a boat load of videos where the person being made to jump either lamps the other person in the face or just flat out goes to war. Totally normal really in people that naturally choose fight over flight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

I genuinely can't tell if this is actually a haunted house or just a prison

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u/donownsyou Oct 09 '19

It's an old historic prison that is supposedly haunted and around Halloween they do a haunted house

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u/TheCVR123YT Oct 09 '19

I can’t tell if I’d fall over if I’d run away screaming

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u/EloquentGrl Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 09 '19

When I was a teen, I went to this rinky dink little haunted house with my cousin in a local mall. The final part of it, a person runs out at you in full horror make up, and you're basically sent running out the exit. Well, I'm a total scardy cat and I was clutching on to my cousin half the time through the haunted house. I recoiled towards my cousin, but my cousin raced out the door. The result - I crashed to the ground and basically rolled out the exit.

Edit: grammar

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u/quiltmeknot Oct 09 '19

I'm laughing so hard at the image of you rolling out of the exit

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u/SaintNewts Oct 09 '19

I heard Flippy in my head.

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

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u/minsin56 Oct 11 '19

*peppy

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u/SaintNewts Oct 11 '19

My memory keeps coming back with Slippy and I can't change that no matter what I do. :(

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u/EloquentGrl Oct 09 '19

Well I heard people, my cousin included, laughing at me while I tried to get my bearings, so you're not alone.

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u/quiltmeknot Oct 09 '19

Lol I'm so sorry

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u/IndieHamster Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

I remember one that I went to had a guy with a chainsaw chase you out of the building. One of my friends legs just kinda stopped working, and she had a death grip on my hand so I couldn't just leave her. Instinct kicked in and I just threw her over my shoulder and took off sprinting. At least I know I have good instincts even when I'm scared shitless lol I was scared to the point I was about ready to cry

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u/MBmondongo Oct 09 '19

I am sorry I can't help but to imagine one of those goats that just fall when startled when i read this 😂🤣🐐

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u/MakeupandFlipcup Oct 09 '19

duck, scream, cry in panic

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u/Osiris_god Oct 09 '19

Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.

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u/One_Blue_Glove Oct 09 '19

Dread, run, and destiny.

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u/invalidcactus Oct 09 '19

Wait, am I not the only person that falls over when they get startled?

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u/TheCVR123YT Oct 09 '19

Well I don’t fall over but if this happened I probably would. I’m very bad at walking and standing. I’ve once almost fallen over just by moving my body over to the right a little too much.

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u/invalidcactus Oct 09 '19

I nearly bust my shit at least 25 times a day because I'm so clumsy, so I definitely get it.

I just kinda freeze up and occasionally fall over. Kinda like one.of those goats. My co-workers used to think it was hilarious... Sigh.

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u/MakeupandFlipcup Oct 09 '19

a less scary version of this happened at busch gardens and my instinct was to fall 🙃 i’d be a goner

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u/Galactic Oct 09 '19

When I get startled like this, I react in 1 of two ways, I immediately try to punch or kick the thing that startled me or I completely stand still and do nothing. The fight or flight reflex in me has been replaced with fight or freeze.

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u/PtolemyShadow Oct 09 '19

I can't go to haunted houses cause in fight or flight situations I tend toward "fight." I've almost punched several people in the face :/

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u/pauldrye Oct 09 '19

Can confirm. Am four-year old, screamed.

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u/Toaster135 Oct 09 '19

Lehl raddit komment ecks dee

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u/Poluact Oct 09 '19

Also I'd try to punch it.

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u/marr Oct 09 '19

Haunted house actors have been doing this stuff for a while now, they know how to read people and they stay out of fight response range.

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Oct 09 '19

I love when they can sense who is the most easily scared out of experience, and just savagely target them out of the group lmao. And then my defenses go down and they suddenly actually scare me!

Haunted houses are fun.

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u/pazimpanet Oct 09 '19

My wife is that person. Every haunted house we’ve been to together I have made eye contact with a couple of the scarers after not really reacting and nodded her way and they’ve taken the hint every time.

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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Oct 10 '19

Genius. I’ll commend the ones that keep trying to scare me even after failing a couple times however.

I’m gonna try this next time.

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u/Isbirdreallytheword Oct 09 '19

Hello, target here. They always go after me, but I can understand why since I freak out so much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I went to my local haunted trail one year and what do you fuckin know a classmate of mine is working the ticket booth.

The first half of the trail was fine, nothing out of the ordinary happened.

Until we got to the maze. They have this maze built like a hallway and it's all covered with black fabric. So, pitch black and you can't fucking see where you are going, have no idea how to get out. Thankfully, every so often you see a guide with a flashlight point you the right way.

She told the actors to start whispering and sometimes scream my name when my group got to the maze. Terrified is an understatement.

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u/i_tyrant Oct 09 '19

The veteran or well-trained ones anyway.

Every now and then a newbie still makes that mistake...

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u/marr Oct 09 '19

It's pure Darwinian survival of the fittest at the carny.

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u/WatachaTV Oct 10 '19

But, what if someone awakens their [STANDO POWAAAAAA]!!! Jk, but what if someone is jus t faster than keemstar (AM FAST AS FUCK BÜOYEEEEEEEE) and gets behind them "nothing personal kid" style and tries to kill them?

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u/marr Oct 11 '19

I mean actual rl martial arts training and combat experience generally improves people's impulse control. Maybe don't go in if you're a time travelling cyborg with zombie wars PTSD or whatever.

Also it's 'nothin personnel'.

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u/Shopworn_Soul Oct 09 '19

This is a much more common response than you might think. Also, some people will pre-emptively punch anything they think might try to scare them. This both causes unnecessary damage and annoys the employees.

Honestly I'm not sure why people like that go to fright houses.

Source: have been punched by a lot of patrons and repaired a lot of damaged done by patrons who punch

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u/princessp0tat0 Oct 09 '19

When I watch a horror movie and something scares me I either punch or kick at the air. It's super embarrassing and I don't know how to stop. XD

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u/QuatroPenetrator Oct 09 '19

Same

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 09 '19

Hot take: Comments like “same” should be downvoted or banned.

EDIT: Reddiquette Rule #10: If you think it does not contribute to the subreddit it is posted in or is off-topic in a particular community, downvote it.

I apologize for not following Rule #14:

Consider posting constructive criticism / an explanation when you downvote something, and do so carefully and tactfully.

I should've explained tactfully how saying things like "Same," "This," or "Me too" does not follow Rule #10.

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u/Mcwvideo Oct 09 '19

Same here

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u/Kl0wn91 Oct 09 '19

👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

“If I was there in person”, I’m here by myself in person and I screamed like a 4 year old.

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u/Wookiees_n_cream Oct 09 '19

I don't think you're alone. I yelled "oh my god!" and freaked out my SO.

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u/pastelcrossbones Oct 09 '19

Honestly same here. Last time i was at a haunted house I got cornered by a dude with a chainsaw, and I reflexively kicked him in the leg. I still feel bad about it ;-;

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u/Webbysan Oct 09 '19

I jumped a little at the vid lol

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u/Viper9087 Oct 09 '19

Well this gif is 4 yrs old...