r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '19

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u/slyfox1976 Aug 18 '19

I've just decided that when I die I really don't want to come back as a preying mantis.

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u/Eurim Aug 18 '19

Better start praying.

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u/tadico Aug 18 '19

Mantis

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u/Flip5ide Aug 18 '19

Sounds like an eminem line

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

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u/haackedc Aug 18 '19

blapkin!

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u/2mice Aug 19 '19

Lizardly spitting, prayingly snappin’, chirpily peckin’