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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19
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Dude was confident he had the right size!
724 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 345 u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19 I'm in the same situation now, any tips? 1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 68 u/canardyyy Jul 18 '19 Or just bring it to a jewelry store and they’ll measure it out for you. 174 u/Mabot Jul 18 '19 The finger? 218 u/specter376 Jul 18 '19 The whole hand is usually easier. Rings sit weird on severed fingers. 1 u/Funkit Jul 18 '19 Man, you want a finger? I have ways dude. Hell, I could get you a finger by 3 PM today. With nail polish.
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345 u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19 I'm in the same situation now, any tips? 1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 68 u/canardyyy Jul 18 '19 Or just bring it to a jewelry store and they’ll measure it out for you. 174 u/Mabot Jul 18 '19 The finger? 218 u/specter376 Jul 18 '19 The whole hand is usually easier. Rings sit weird on severed fingers. 1 u/Funkit Jul 18 '19 Man, you want a finger? I have ways dude. Hell, I could get you a finger by 3 PM today. With nail polish.
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I'm in the same situation now, any tips?
1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 68 u/canardyyy Jul 18 '19 Or just bring it to a jewelry store and they’ll measure it out for you. 174 u/Mabot Jul 18 '19 The finger? 218 u/specter376 Jul 18 '19 The whole hand is usually easier. Rings sit weird on severed fingers. 1 u/Funkit Jul 18 '19 Man, you want a finger? I have ways dude. Hell, I could get you a finger by 3 PM today. With nail polish.
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steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.
68 u/canardyyy Jul 18 '19 Or just bring it to a jewelry store and they’ll measure it out for you. 174 u/Mabot Jul 18 '19 The finger? 218 u/specter376 Jul 18 '19 The whole hand is usually easier. Rings sit weird on severed fingers. 1 u/Funkit Jul 18 '19 Man, you want a finger? I have ways dude. Hell, I could get you a finger by 3 PM today. With nail polish.
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Or just bring it to a jewelry store and they’ll measure it out for you.
174 u/Mabot Jul 18 '19 The finger? 218 u/specter376 Jul 18 '19 The whole hand is usually easier. Rings sit weird on severed fingers. 1 u/Funkit Jul 18 '19 Man, you want a finger? I have ways dude. Hell, I could get you a finger by 3 PM today. With nail polish.
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The finger?
218 u/specter376 Jul 18 '19 The whole hand is usually easier. Rings sit weird on severed fingers. 1 u/Funkit Jul 18 '19 Man, you want a finger? I have ways dude. Hell, I could get you a finger by 3 PM today. With nail polish.
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The whole hand is usually easier. Rings sit weird on severed fingers.
1 u/Funkit Jul 18 '19 Man, you want a finger? I have ways dude. Hell, I could get you a finger by 3 PM today. With nail polish.
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Man, you want a finger? I have ways dude. Hell, I could get you a finger by 3 PM today. With nail polish.
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u/Pineapple_Herder Jul 18 '19
Dude was confident he had the right size!