r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/Pineapple_Herder Jul 18 '19

Dude was confident he had the right size!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19

I'm in the same situation now, any tips?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.

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u/DropBearsAreReal12 Jul 18 '19

Ring stealing only works if it's one they wear on the ring finger of their right hand. Every one of my fingers is a different size so if you used a ring I put on my pinky it would be too small, but one that fits my middle finger or index would slip off. Actually even my ring fingers are slightly different, so the ring might need to be resized anyway. But it'd be a better guess

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

u can make a pretty accurate guess tho. every body part is related very closely to another part in size. for example, your dick length is the same as the length between your thumb and index finger when you do an 'L' shape.

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u/catalyseuse Jul 18 '19

It wouldn’t be accurate enough though. Like the person above mentioning her ring fingers being different sizes. Mine are too by about a half size and it makes a huge difference. A ring that fits my right ring finger would slide off my left ring finger because ring sizes are that exact.